UPDATE: KYLE TEXTED ME (back) AND LET ME KNOW HE'S (slowly) ON HIS WAY TO MASTERING ANAL; SHE EVEN WANTS TO TRY A DP WITH HIS "CLONE COCK"!We've done it, guys!^5
I do not apologize for failing to come up with something more along the lines of "Does your butt stink?", "fantasy football anyone?", or the truly trend-setting "funny pictures".