I once was in Manhattan and tried to get a cab to JFK.  Not one fucking taxi driver would take me.  I only had an hour and a half to catch my plane.  I was so lucky that I know the subway system so well.

Except when you are hooking up with 3 chicks ....
Then it's TOO EARLY!!!

Krsna, that chopper ried book is sitting on top of my TV, why not drop through town on the way home and get it, smartass?
Ill even make you dinner.

I'll have to stop by, but I don't think I can take you up on the dinner offer... Leah works three nights per week and I have to get home to take care of the kids. As for the remaining two if I stopped by your house for dinner without her she'd be mad at me for "fucking off" while she was at home taking care of the kids.

[AC/DC] gonna make a jialbreak...[/AC/DC]

[AC/DC] gonna make a jialbreak...[/AC/DC]

Nothing is more metal, in this case, as misspelling "jailbreak" ...

word

I coulda spelled it properly, gaolbreak... but I had to satisfy your inner spelling Nazi Dave...

im gonna start planning krsna's break out party, 18 years from now. We'll start with a 4pm dinner at Ihop (im saving the cupons now!) and then a marathon of matlock on the lazy boys that Im saving to buy... then we'll get fitted for dentures in the morning.

Woah, isn't that an awful lot to fit into two days?

Youre right. Ill throw in a bunion soak and stretch it out to three days. ill even buy the vicks scented Epsom salts

Now you're talking young lady!

Ian, can you get me some of this?

The seasoning? Little late? I can get you all you want for shipping.

Someone at work was raving abut it... I think it's available in the NE... Brook?

old bay is everywhere here. i could also send you as much as you want.

Yeah, I dont think they have that stuff in the UK

dont forget the bisquick!

Old bay is amazing on french fries. Then serve with turkey gravy. Your heart will hate me, but your stomach will thank me

It's everywhere here as well ...

Old Bay

Yes and it comes from... umm... Baltimore!

Right. Did you read the thing?

Do you like incomplete sentences, crystal meth and purple camo?

DAHAHAHAHA It's true...

EDIT: This too!

First off, their fucking accent is atrocious and they end every sentence with, "Hon." EVERYTHING they eat is coated in Old Bay seasoning and has some sort of crab in it. People in Merlin as they call it can't fucking drive. Other than the Inner Harbor, which is polluted as hell, the city is scary as fuck and you'll probably get shot or stabbed. 

W3rd ...

... and your Landing is the same as ours