Hahahahaha
But the much feared christian end times ARE near or already upon us!
Since christianity is completely based on astrology the "End Times" or end of the age referred to simply means the change from the age of the fish (jesus) into the age of the Water Bearer (Aquarius)-(in retrograde) It's due but there is still argument over the actual date.
So many christians will be disappointed that there is no fucking chance of the heavens opening up with a rebirth of their imaginary savior and all that crap. Oh well.
(unless staged through technology of course)