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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Lego Machete(Read 2008 times)
Lego Machete on: December 22, 2009, 05:31:17 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MACHETE TRAILER (HQ) LEGO



Re: Lego Machete Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 10:34:08 AM
Is making something with legos supposed to make it funny?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Lego Machete Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 01:04:10 PM
Fucking good that.
I wonder how much it cost to make?
And how they made it.



Re: Lego Machete Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 01:14:17 PM
Ha.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

I am SO getting that LEGO last supper poster...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Lego Machete Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 08:49:39 PM
Yeah; it's impressive ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Lego Machete Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
I keep finding LEGOs on the street as I walk to school. I always pick them up and then add them to a growing sculpture when I get home. I have some 15 or 20 pieces by now. My friends always feel obliged to remind me that picking shit off the street is unhealthy. Fuck that noise. If I see a LEGO, it's going in my pocket. My only fear is if the muggers figure me out and make a line of them leading into a side alley.



Re: Lego Machete Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 07:31:58 PM
Yeah like you carry anything a mugger wants.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!