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Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #30 on: November 12, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
My girlfriend had 3 cats and I've had up to one with 4 kittens.  Kittens climb.  Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face and chest because you're the warmest there.  They could care less that you need to breathe.
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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #31 on: November 13, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
Quote from: Maxillius on November 12, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you're not doing it right.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #32 on: November 13, 2009, 04:46:16 AM
...or you need to adjust the dose.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #33 on: November 13, 2009, 04:57:24 AM
Quote from: taiko on November 13, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
Quote from: Maxillius on November 12, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you've done okay
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #34 on: November 13, 2009, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: underclass on November 13, 2009, 04:57:24 AM
Quote from: taiko on November 13, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
Quote from: Maxillius on November 12, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you've done okay

The furry kind...  er...  the kind that meows....  ummmm...   NOT HUMAN.  I make those sleep just fine.

er.....  fuck.
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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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