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Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit(Read 4499 times)
Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit on: December 12, 2009, 06:40:27 PM
A new American revolution is coming, and i think someone is going to rise up from, from her3, ST or Dev

to be a leaser

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nqy!

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OMG! Eve n Ican't figure that out@@@

Time for a little tokie
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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #1 on: December 12, 2009, 06:56:19 PM
Seriously. Shit is so bad now its CRAZY.

We have this GUY from DARKEST AFRIKA who swept into office under the cloke of darknes and his policies suk george w's balls!

He has no talent!

the goverment is trying to DESTROY us with there COMMUNIST healthcare

also WTF is up with the war on terror?!?!

now we call it the CONFLICT in afganistan!

why? he is just a denier and he lies o the citizens! if we dont have any more war on TERROR then we are surrendering!

he is not a REAL MAN like dick cheney or bush JR or runsfeld.

why did he BOW to japan?!?!

PLEASE SHOW US A BIRTHCERTIFICATE YOU NEGRO!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 07:00:49 PM
we are giong to RISE UP against the opresion!

Why do you think our economy is so bad?!

Because Barak HUSAIN is in bed with the CHINESE!

And hes not good in bed either!! :o >:( :-\

We have tea parties ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

I MAY be high on crack but THIS SHITS REAL!!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 07:02:02 PM
BAHAHAHA!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 07:02:17 PM
FUCK YOU HONKIE!!!



PS: FREE HUEY!!!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 07:07:42 PM
WE, in the Royal sense of WE?

have decided to call this clown a ZEBRA.

Now, Tiger (aka: Cheetah!  rofl)  is a white horse, with black stripes,

Obozo is a black horse with white stripes.

Therefore, in the interest of my pubic

he shall henceforth be known as a ZEBRA.

Anyone hot a pron tihe that???

'Cuz this dud just turned me onto these KILLER brass buckles!
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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 07:22:53 PM
WTF do we have to do to show the goverment were MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT??!!?

We had a march on WASHINTON DC! The still didnt listen. The economy is bad.

He was a director for ACORN! That is a terrorist organization connections to bill AYER!

This shit must be STOPPED!

he is antiamerican. he gives AIDE ANd COMFORT to the ENEMY!

And hilary clinton is his LITTLE lap dog. Obozocare is the SAME AS hillarycare.

They want to MAKE america into the LAUGHING STOCK if they try terrorist in CIVILIAN COURT!

APOLOGIZING for america. OBOZO IS EUROPEAN!

Why is he friends with MAKMUD HAMADEENAJAD! he has negotiation with TERRORist!

WE WILL RISE!!! :-*



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 07:46:01 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 07:51:30 PM
What?

Like stiff dicks or something?

'Cuz i don't exactly have easy access to a readily STIFFENING cork

So WE?  might need some EXTRA time to Get it Up,

in order to Get it ON
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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 07:54:05 PM
Lillian. I'm drunk. And you know what? It's beautiful.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
'Cuz i don't exactly have easy access to a readily STIFFENING cork

Hello Jimmy Dean!

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 08:01:41 PM
OUCHIEssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're gonna FREEZE my poor love canal???

You know, wtf do they call in in the movies or books?

my PUSS?  rofl

i'd be laughing too hard to get off
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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 08:06:16 PM
OMG!!!  The first time i ever saw a dude in BOXER shorts???

Yeah, NO "good" sex happened that night 'cuz i was lmao!!!

i'd never seen BOXER shorts!

It was like, wow.  Does you weiner just sort of flap around in there, or WHAT???

i wasn't a very nice younger girl ...

But it was HILARIOUS@!

Shit, i'm lmao right now ~

it STILL is!!!

Another KILLER gift that has lasted me over 40 years, even if it WAS just a memory and a pic in my mind.
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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
Boxers suck. Briefs are lame as fuck.

Boxer-briefs are the way to go.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
goddam right.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #15 on: December 12, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
And hilary clinton is his LITTLE lap dog.

I'd fuck Hillary Clinton.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #16 on: December 12, 2009, 08:44:22 PM
Spoons suck. Forks are lame as fuck.

Sporks are the way to go.




Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #17 on: December 12, 2009, 08:48:36 PM
That's not a spork... THIS is a spork!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #18 on: December 12, 2009, 08:52:14 PM
I hate socialism (niggers) and government-takeovers (niggers) and Obama is ruining the country (niggers) and ARGHHHHH
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #19 on: December 12, 2009, 09:01:21 PM
That's not a spork... THIS is a spork!


Is there room in the Knifey-Spooney rules for a spork?



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #20 on: December 28, 2009, 04:38:18 AM
Can a nigger get a table dance?
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #21 on: January 02, 2010, 03:35:41 PM
damn, that is some spork
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #22 on: January 02, 2010, 05:07:03 PM
Spork you!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Yes, I'm Drunk, But This Is NO Shit Reply #23 on: January 03, 2010, 09:53:17 PM
Spork chops, anyone?
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