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Attention Walmart Shoppers...(Read 3676 times)
Attention Walmart Shoppers... on: March 18, 2010, 05:27:58 PM
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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 08:31:08 PM
lol black people!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 08:39:34 PM
Yeah. Some people are just too stupid to be racists.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
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A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Shoppers in the store at the time said a manager quickly got on the public-address system and apologized for the remark. And while it was unclear whether a rogue patron or an employee was responsible for the comment, many customers expressed their anger to store management.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 10:55:10 PM
For a while, every Target in the Dc-Baltimore area had the same code to talk over the loud speaker.

They changed that, though.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Boo. What a singularly non-news-worthy moment.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 08:05:55 AM
Yeah, we all know Wal-mart is way too upscale for negros. Theys all shop at Kmart.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
hahahaha ....

Actually, on Howard 100 News people were asking Richard and Sal where they were when it happened ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 07:53:35 PM
I love black women.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 06:07:42 PM
... 16 yo kid got arrested for this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 08:02:54 PM
Told you so. Was he fat with curly hair?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 08:38:15 PM
Where's the "Health Care Passed, We're All Gonna Die" thread then? Come on guys. Current events!

EDIT: OK. Found it, you code-speaking nuts.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 08:40:14 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 08:48:30 PM
I nominate myself to be on the death panel that gives thumbs down to your grandmothers. Offing fossils is gonna be great!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 08:58:17 PM
Can you tell me who you are going to off so I can marry them, get their wills changed, and steal the inheritance they might have left their family?  I'll cut you in on the profits.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 10:34:00 PM
THAT's what I'm talking about!

CRIPES!

It was a fucking PRANK, done by a shopper, and all the black folks get riled up and pissed off at WALMART?!?

Perfect.

Just fucking PERFECT.


So.  What's this "code," anyway? ...

<~ planning a trip to WalMart
<~ giving serious consideration to This announcement:

"Will all white folks please exit the store?  Y'all are creating QUITE the Glare for our Other Customers!"
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #15 on: March 22, 2010, 10:41:00 PM
That dude must be so pleased with himself. He was clearly trying to get attention. Nobody makes announcements like that unless they're trying to provoke a reaction. And by god we're giving him a reaction aren't we?

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Civilized society - 0



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
hahahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
I'd heard that it was just an employee who misunderstood the term "White Sale".
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 07:43:04 PM
I'd heard that it was just an employee who misunderstood the term "White Sale".

HEY!  What happened to your random music postings?

I miss 'em
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
I got bored with it.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 09:12:50 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!