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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


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Re: Old shows Reply #30 on: February 27, 2012, 01:33:42 AM
My cat just won't say "Flipper" ...
... I don't get it
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Old shows Reply #31 on: March 06, 2012, 12:14:55 AM
but can your pussy do the dog?



Re: Old shows Reply #32 on: March 06, 2012, 07:02:12 PM

Angry Samoans-I'd Rather Do the Dog

"I don't wanna go surfing in Antigua"

Yeah, no shit. We only have waves like three times a year.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.