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Meanwhile, here's a little something about giraffes;
If you're having a great time, you're having a hoot, if it's a really, really good time it's possible that you can have two hoots, or, a duahoot ... Most of the time the most you'll get after a hoot is a hoot and a half, which, most should know, is called a "giraffe", so, if you're slightly beyond a hoot, yet not quite to a duahoot, you, my friend, are a giraffe!
... it makes sense, right?


Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) (Read 4006 times)
I know you've looked at your hands after spilling white sin on your fingers, creating a sort of doughy cobweb coagulation, and thought, "hrm, I wonder if it really tastes like brine shrimp?"

So let's hear it guys:

Have you ever tasted/consumed your own spunk?



And, just because I don't want to leave the ladies out:

Have you ever drank your own tit milk/menstrual blood?
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 09:47:01 PM
no.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 11:21:37 PM
Danzig and Commie aren't in just now, please leave a message at the beep and your question will be answered in the order in which it was asked.

*BEEP*
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 12:01:41 AM
Haha. I'm honest.

Yes. Once when I spunked I had some on my finger and I looked at it and thought "huh".

So I licked it. I didn't ingest any or even put any in my mouth, just a quick lick. It was weird; not as salty as I imagined. Not as strong as I imagined either.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
I almost said "you first" for the sharing moment, however, Kyle broke it out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
Given obvious differences..... Boy spunk tastes Very Similar to girl spunk.
Unless the A person smokes, drinks excessively or slams meth. (or other drugs)

Spunk Can taste just like a beer or an ashtray. Or a hit of dope.


If the person is relatively healthy, it tastes like basic sex fluid.

Maybe it's just me.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 11:09:19 PM
Garbage in, garbage out.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 01:38:03 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 01:53:38 AM
Does the fruit juice flavor really get into your nutsack that quickly?



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 02:13:58 AM
It takes a day or so, however, they continually fuck and do facials ...
... it's "maintenance", if you will
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 12:42:20 PM
Sure have.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 02:47:39 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.

My mom is a MSW who used to work on the treatment side of CPS. A lot of her work in the late 90's was parents who got off meth and got custody of their kids back. During that time she had at least 2 women say that the only way they could have failed a random UA was because they gave a blow job to a guy who must still be using. I assume her co-workers heard the same thing, because they were half-jokingly saying that DHS should run an "Oral Sex Study".



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #13 on: July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 PM
Hmmmm ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')