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Quote from: 13chemicals
When my hair is short it is so hard to get it past the shoulder stage.  I feel like it looks like a mullet.  Now it is to the middle of my back.  I'm going to grow it to my butt and then cut if off and donate it to a certain fat goth boy we know so he can wear it when he goes bald.
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Just make sure you clean all the diseases off it first.


Dating(Read 11831 times)
Re: Dating Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
But what if there's no guy in this session?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #31 on: November 13, 2012, 07:46:08 PM
Then, please, step off into the shadows with your camera. I need to concentrate on this naked woman's body, mkay? Thx.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #32 on: November 13, 2012, 08:31:46 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #33 on: November 14, 2012, 07:30:19 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

I'm not sure where I was going with a strapon that gets soft. Maybe cuz watching cocks get hard is amusing to me..I don't know.



Re: Dating Reply #34 on: November 14, 2012, 09:32:24 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

Same here. I couldn't seem to figure out why I couldn't come up with an acceptable answer.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #35 on: November 15, 2012, 04:34:01 PM
You just answered your own question(s) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #36 on: November 25, 2012, 09:35:15 AM
South Florida... seriously. Unbelievable...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #37 on: November 25, 2012, 10:35:39 AM
Can I bring my girlfriend? (If I have one)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #38 on: November 26, 2012, 03:16:03 AM
... do you?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #39 on: November 26, 2012, 08:35:08 PM



Re: Dating Reply #40 on: November 26, 2012, 08:54:24 PM
Ahhh, once again, blood making the best lubricant...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #41 on: November 26, 2012, 09:43:07 PM
Mosh saved the day!!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #42 on: November 26, 2012, 09:47:22 PM
Well, if you're not over your blood fetish...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #43 on: November 26, 2012, 09:50:26 PM
I think the "over the blood fetish" was actually the phase.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #44 on: November 26, 2012, 09:51:39 PM
Sweeeeet... and a little salty...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #45 on: November 26, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
Metallic <3
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #46 on: November 26, 2012, 11:13:21 PM
banging you bathed in blood while holding a machete (or a nihonto) would be VERY metal...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #47 on: November 26, 2012, 11:19:45 PM
Metal, but would you like it?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #48 on: November 27, 2012, 12:01:10 AM
Mmmmmmm....
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #49 on: November 27, 2012, 04:41:07 AM
He's older, yet, still ...

... it's definite "maybe"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #50 on: November 27, 2012, 09:10:44 PM
That machete sucks.  Kukri style machetes are much better.



Re: Dating Reply #51 on: November 27, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
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Kukri style machetes are much better
Palm fronds are even softer if you just don't invoke the spikes.
Owww
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Re: Dating Reply #52 on: December 27, 2012, 09:53:09 AM
I wait for the MethMilf.