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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Random rants(Read 109320 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #660 on: November 08, 2009, 12:16:41 AM
Here's one. 

Fucking cell phone companies need to make their shit compatible with all computers.  Seriously.  My phone works with Windows.  Only Windows.  And only the kinds of Windows it likes.  I currently own a Mac (MacOS 10.4.11), Gateway PC with Linux Mint 5 on it, another Gateway with XP Pro x64, and an HP with Win98 SE.  And guess what.  Not a fucking one of them will take the goddamn videos off my phone.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Random rants Reply #661 on: November 08, 2009, 02:44:47 AM
Install a current version of Windows in the PC.
Update your Mac OS.

Rants work better when the poster is < fail.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 02:45:10 AM by banal »
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Re: Random rants Reply #662 on: November 08, 2009, 06:39:53 AM
I have linux mint!

It sucks though, cant get internet working on it so its pretty much pointless.



Re: Random rants Reply #663 on: November 08, 2009, 06:41:59 AM
I have a Commodore 64.

It FUCKING rocks.



Re: Random rants Reply #664 on: November 08, 2009, 02:00:30 PM
I hate it all the time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Random rants Reply #665 on: August 20, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
Well, this thread is a shining example of greatness here ...
... to immediate shit here

... wow; we've evolved just so much in 15+ years together
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #666 on: August 19, 2013, 03:45:16 PM
Why in the fuck is my phone randomly locking up?
Because of a "SMART UPDATE"; WTF??!?!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #667 on: August 19, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
HTC killed the functionality of a lot of their phones with their last update.  My wife is pretty pissed and will never be buying another HTC.

Palm did the same thing with a phone I had, then they were bought by HP who apparently only buy companies to stop supporting their products and run them out of business.

« Last Edit: August 19, 2013, 04:28:22 PM by Emperor Reagan »



Re: Random rants Reply #668 on: August 19, 2013, 06:06:02 PM
It's a solid business strategy if you can afford it.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Random rants Reply #669 on: August 20, 2013, 08:47:01 AM
The problem is you have to be able to get customers to buy your new product to replace the one you just nerfed.

Otherwise, you lose your market share.

I don't quite understand how HP has stayed in business when they bankrupt companies they buy.  Are they part hedge fund, part ink manufacturer?



Re: Random rants Reply #670 on: August 20, 2013, 10:00:41 AM
I think maybe the part of the company responsible for their delicious line of sauces keeps them afloat.
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Re: Random rants Reply #671 on: August 23, 2013, 06:26:24 PM
Bahahhaa!ahahaahah!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')