Here's one.
Fucking cell phone companies need to make their shit compatible with all computers. Seriously. My phone works with Windows. Only Windows. And only the kinds of Windows it likes. I currently own a Mac (MacOS 10.4.11), Gateway PC with Linux Mint 5 on it, another Gateway with XP Pro x64, and an HP with Win98 SE. And guess what. Not a fucking one of them will take the goddamn videos off my phone.
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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.