mmmm! cod fish sperm sacs!

Tomatoes are fucking terrible, and you'll be needing something fatty because venison will leave you feeling constantly hungry. What you need in a survival situation is grubs. Big, fat white grubs curled up like fetal alien horrors. Just fry them in a pan or pop them in your mouth as you flee the terrible black helicopterism.

I've re-tooled my dream. Buy 3 blocks of apartments and live in idyllic peace on my 4ha lifestyle block. When I need an animal killed, I will pay farmer Ian to slice up an under-performing cow. I'll have a big vegetable plot and will make extra cash by making and selling boutique cheeses and with the odd iPhone application. Will have a boat for fishing and general leisure.

fail proof

I like this idea, cept for one thing.

I aint no farmer.

....but tractors have bigs and littles !!

Dairy product are made of milk. Milk is secreted by cows. Secretions are collectively known as a mucus.

Ergo dairy = mucus.

Why not just have a nice tall glass of phlegm?

Says the man with cheese tattooed on his leg.