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I require marijuana when going to the shitter on: April 29, 2009, 05:55:40 PM
I wasn't sure this should go here, or in the sex section, considering what I do with the shit......




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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 07:16:52 PM
So what you wipe your ass with it? I bet you smoke it after and then annoy all your imaginary friends by claiming it was some really good shit and they should have been there.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 07:28:15 PM
i never mix my weed with shit


those are two seperate hobbies, although I can do both at the same time without contaminating either
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 08:14:09 PM
You know what I like to order at Chinese restaurants? Pot schtickers.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 08:19:30 PM
i don't really like chinese



except pork

i like all kinds of pork and porking
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
Wow, I'm sure I've done it before, but I honestly can't remember the last time I shat or even pissed while high. I think I tend to retain all bodily excretions when I'm not sober. Remember we were talking about pissing while shrooming a while before. I don't even like to break the seal when drinking until I absolutely have to. Probably a deep-set fear of befouling myself in public when I'm out of control. I should probably do more psychedelics and work my ego down a bit more.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 08:54:43 PM
Nuttin' wrong with smoking a joint while on the pot.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 10:08:04 PM
i was never able to shit when I did acid


It was just too fucking weird

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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Harry Bush on April 29, 2009, 10:08:04 PM
i was never able to shit when I did acid


It was just too fucking weird



I can imagine that might easily turn into a traumatic experience.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 01:48:04 AM
Even Marihuana can be traumatic if you have too much.

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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 07:53:00 AM
Hahaha, time is going by really slow!!!!  Sounds like DXM.  Several times I've looked outside and thought it was the dawn of the next day and it was actually dusk of the same night.  That's always a relief to find out that I've only been tripping for a few hours and not the entire day.
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Re: I require marijuana when going to the shitter Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 12:02:07 PM
@OP: Sounds like a medical problem.

Quote from: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 07:53:00 AM
Hahaha, time is going by really slow!!!!  Sounds like DXM.  Several times I've looked outside and thought it was the dawn of the next day and it was actually dusk of the same night.  That's always a relief to find out that I've only been tripping for a few hours and not the entire day.

Happened to me several times, infact my last dex trip I believed that 3 days had flew by in a single trip - was wild as fuck.
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