Hey Thrash, I have a phone question.
When I was at the store a while ago I had my phone in my pocket.
It started feeling hot so I pulled it out and it was calling my ex. I found out it had been trying over and over. My question is how in the fuck is that even possible, sure old phones with buttons I can see accidentally calling someone but on this phone you have to first press the power button, then slide the lock feature over, then select your target and actually tell it to dial. It has a capacitive touch screen so you have to have fingers on to make it do anything.

How the fuck can it do all of that on it's own while in my fucking pocket? 

What kind of phone and what OS/Version?

I don't even know what brand it is but it's an android phone with probably close to the latest OS. My son bought it over the internet and gifted it to me.

Hmm ...
No way to be a tad more specific?