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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."

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CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored (Read 23799 times)
Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #90 on: May 05, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 04, 2009, 04:46:31 PM
I met a guy off of okcupid the other night and I have noticed that when a guy says he is 5'9" he is really 5'6".  Fucking lame.  I made him meet my friend Marissa and I downtown for a laugh and I wore heels and he barely came to my chin in height.  Internet dating is shit.

Your loss.  Myself and the rest of the 5'6" men on this planet know how to please a lady.  We have to because we get so many fewer chances than tall guys do because of preconceived notions like yours.  He's only 5'6" but he probably could have torn you in two.  I'm just saying.  Next time you get a shot with a short guy, let him dip his hand into your cookie jar.  Maybe you won't be disappointed.  I've never gotten any complaints.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #91 on: May 05, 2009, 10:27:11 PM
Chad's lovestick is amazing!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #92 on: May 05, 2009, 10:48:19 PM
"Hi,

Just read your ad. Still looking?  ;)  A little about me: I am French, 6 foor tall, blond and in good shape (or so I like tothink)  If you are interested, hit the reply button and let's see whereitgoes...

Frenchy

PS: I promise a longer email once I know you are for real."

Let's see WHEREITGOES!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #93 on: May 05, 2009, 11:22:34 PM
Hehehe... *evil laugh*

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I want a new friends - 21 (south austin)
Reply to: pers-u5tsh-1156560046@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-05, 8:09PM CDT


My name is boom. I'm an exchang student from Thailand for 4 month,I will come back in July.
I want to chang the great experience during I stay.
I want to find a new polite friend for suggest me everythings and take me travel around Texas.
But I speak English not well, if it's possibly can you teach me for English.
I hope to see you.





http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1156560046.html

Welcome to America! Oh what's that called in English? Oh that's a "cock".
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #94 on: May 05, 2009, 11:30:40 PM
Moron. She wants money for the Airfare. Why post so far in advance.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #95 on: May 06, 2009, 05:50:28 AM
Dude, that's a ladyboy.

Hit that shit, Kyle.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #96 on: May 06, 2009, 06:47:29 AM
That chick has a fucked up face.  I don't know if I can even condone you hitting that Kyle.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #97 on: May 06, 2009, 07:26:04 AM
I wouldn't hit that with either of your dicks
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #98 on: May 06, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
I haven't hit anything as ugly as her (and really, it's only the nose), but I've hit much fatter. 
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #99 on: May 06, 2009, 02:12:17 PM
Quote from: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 06:47:29 AM
That chick has a fucked up face.  I don't know if I can even condone you hitting that Kyle.
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
I haven't hit anything as ugly as her (and really, it's only the nose), but I've hit much fatter. 

I'm missing something, she really doesn't look that bad to me.. And by not bad I meant she looks pretty to me.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #100 on: May 06, 2009, 04:36:08 PM
maybe some of you can't tell, but that chick would totally have a moustache if she didn't wax/shave/tweeze it.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #101 on: May 06, 2009, 04:41:25 PM
That chick is fug. I would not hit it.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #102 on: May 07, 2009, 02:12:27 AM
Check it out! Another Thai in Austin.

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My name is Lay. I am an exchang student from Thailand . I live here since March and will come back about July. I live here with my 2 loved friend that come together
I want to find a new good friend in Austin for my good memory, the first time in USA, the one who can suggest me everything.
I know I am not beautiful and speak English not fluent but I'm smily ,honestly,friendly and so fun
I hope to have a new good friend.
Lay,






http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1157904061.html


Hahaha their names are "Boom" and "Lay". Hmmm.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 02:14:02 AM by bagman »
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #103 on: May 07, 2009, 02:19:00 AM
How come they are always talking about coming back in July.  I think these are mailorder bride type chicks.  Maybe you should make one your bride Kyle.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #104 on: May 07, 2009, 02:41:15 AM
I'll pass.

I just want hot sex.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #105 on: May 07, 2009, 08:29:18 AM
Yeah, that first one is a man...the nose is too wide to be female.
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #106 on: May 08, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
I dunno, Kyle; expand your horizons ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #107 on: May 08, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
I ditto the suggestion.  Maybe you will come off less creepy as "the gay friend".
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Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #108 on: May 08, 2009, 03:37:37 PM
Would it help in your case, as a female?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: CL social experiment: What to do when you are bored Reply #109 on: March 31, 2024, 11:30:48 PM
Quote from: tricky on May 02, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
I'm using mailcatch.com so I didn't see a picture.

Another:
"whats up hun, i'm ****** from ******.. i am very interested in your ad...i'm 26 yrs old ,italian male, very clean cut, 160 lbs, athletic build, handsome , calm and laid back and easy going person. i am down for some excitement as well. I also have nice lips and a gorgeous smile. I sent a pic, i hope that you like it. I have more to send as well if your interested in me. 
Honestly i feel i have something different to offer than any other men on here, so if you give me a chance you will see that and i promise you wont regret it.i look forward to hearing from you. So email me back as soon as you can or give me a cal at ********** so we can talk further and maybe take things from there.hopefully i will hear from you soon... "

"something different to offer" I'm thinking tranny??
Funny thing; it turns out that was in her wheelhouse ...
haha ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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