And don't give me any of your gall bladder bullshit, Gallen jumped the fire a month after a liver transplant.

Ha.  Yeah, I'm cleared for everything but lifting shit anyway.

I love fire but I hate naked.  Makes for quite the dilemna.

You're so provincial. All the weight you've lost in the last 8 months recently reappeared in my navel region. Stop smoking, start eating.

I understand you distaste for dining as a passtime, but, god it can be great.

No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.

Living large.

Dont let Sirius find out.

Did you sign a contract with them, and did they mention there would be cancellation fees?

They probably send that to everyone and receive half money on half of them. I call money scam.

Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.

Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.

I read that as "Nascar"...vroom vroom

No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.

Hell yea. If I was on Deathrow mutter paneer with a good few pooris would be my final meal.

Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina.

Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina filled with Lexington Steele's BBC.

Fixed.

Damn.

Fail again.