'cause he's rolling thru kyoto with a shotgun, these people aint seen a jewish man since their grandparents were bought by one.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML