Alles this tragsgegdur bullshidtad nodey tole me whg do wih th mu dresses, orewhay yoj du wihth a chikkin borne ronge gendir mang

Whaboudte trasformir chikkinsd? Awl yul gotdam libruls nevir shedone sangul teer fore trans chikkins!@

First of all, transchickens are not the issue ....
At least not nowadays ...

I would think that the true issue that people care most about that the trans-FATS within the chicken ....

See, and I know you don't want to hear this, but people actually eat chickens (and not while in a 69-position with 'em) ....
I'm all for dressing up chickens in this case; only I do it with breaded stuffing (but I shove it up their asses, so, yeah) ...

This is mind, I'll still concede that Camilla looked pretty hot on The Muppet Show when she was in a cut red dress ...