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Quote from: bagman
I also talked about how inexperienced I have traditionally been with chicks and she was like bah, just do what comes natural.
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haha. just do what comes natural. thats a trick, otherwise i would have smacked the bitch and stole her tv


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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #30 on: April 16, 2009, 03:05:12 AM
You want to become a crybaby? 'Cause that's what happens to guys around me. 

I'll cry while I eat you out if you want.  I'm sure the warm tears will feel good on your snatch.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #31 on: April 16, 2009, 03:20:48 AM
and yet you got laid before Kyle
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #32 on: April 16, 2009, 03:23:24 AM
« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 03:24:28 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #33 on: April 16, 2009, 03:43:56 AM
A decade before he did, actually.  I'm just better looking and less creepy.....somewhat.  And I have WAY better date rape drugs for the ladies.

Fixed.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #34 on: April 16, 2009, 03:46:41 AM
Give her enough Klonopin and I can do whatever I damn well please. She'll wake up with no memory and just a really sore asshole.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #35 on: April 16, 2009, 04:21:57 AM
Give her enough Klonopin and I can do whatever I damn well please. She'll wake up with no memory and just a really sore asshole.

That's you, I presume?



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #36 on: April 16, 2009, 04:24:17 AM
But why would he be sore? Is it because he wasted the rohypnol on her and still didn't score?



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #37 on: April 16, 2009, 04:32:56 AM
Give her enough Klonopin and I can do whatever I damn well please. She'll wake up with no memory and just a really sore asshole.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #38 on: April 16, 2009, 05:00:29 AM
But why would he be sore? Is it because he wasted the rohypnol on her and still didn't score?

Coz he couldnt get it up from all the drugs he takes...



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #39 on: April 16, 2009, 07:03:45 AM
All well and good but Kyle is more charming with his cute colloquialisms for his cock.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #40 on: April 16, 2009, 07:21:22 AM
All well and good but Kyle is more charming with his cute colloquialisms for his cock.

Just makes you cream all over your freckles, huh?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #41 on: April 16, 2009, 07:28:58 AM
He's not as young and tender as you but he doesn't look all worn out like a 40-something crack whore either...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #42 on: April 16, 2009, 07:29:50 AM
I clean up well.
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #43 on: April 18, 2009, 05:23:50 AM
*walks away from this thread*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #44 on: April 18, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #45 on: April 18, 2009, 11:34:58 AM
he's such a charmer, though.



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #46 on: April 18, 2009, 11:40:18 AM
Well I do go by the alias Dominic Ramirez.
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #47 on: April 18, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
you can pull it off with puckery power lips.



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #48 on: April 18, 2009, 08:03:32 PM
Why did I come back in here?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: this is bullshit! Reply #49 on: April 18, 2009, 08:09:13 PM
Cause you can't find the right porn.
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Re: this is bullshit! Reply #50 on: April 18, 2009, 08:12:14 PM
Maybe ....
Someone show tits or smoo or GTFO, please ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')