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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


British tourists really are that stupid(Read 25844 times)
Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #120 on: April 17, 2009, 09:47:42 AM
yeah, people love the tits then mock the back bacon.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #121 on: April 17, 2009, 09:49:39 AM
Thanks for making me choke on my coffee.  Hahaha  MMM back fat.   



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #122 on: April 17, 2009, 09:50:48 AM
i need more coffee, but i find i'm kinda funny when half a asleep. i dn't try as hard.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #123 on: April 17, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
I think I need less coffee.  I about got in a fight this morning on my way to work.  Some dumb cunt couldn't talk on her cell and drive at the same time.  Then she slammed on her brakes because I got close to her.  I just wanted to crush her skull. 



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #124 on: April 17, 2009, 10:44:44 AM
Should I just cut them off and send them to you?  I don't wear tight shirts - it's a fattie rule.

See, you should, there aint nothin wrong with showing the world a lil jelly belly...
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #125 on: April 17, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
See, you should, there aint nothin wrong with showing the world a lil jelly belly...

Should I show my chest hair off as well?  Oooh or maybe my back hair....oh the possibilities.

Meh I'm just used to wearing baggy clothing.  Plus all of my favorite shirts used to belong to my friend Doug...no way in hell those will ever fit tight.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #126 on: April 17, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Back hair???

HOT!



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #127 on: April 17, 2009, 10:55:17 AM
Is it weird that I think sexy girls with armpit hair is hot?
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #128 on: April 17, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Is it weird that I think sexy girls with armpit hair is hot?

Ugh yeah!  Back hair is better.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #129 on: April 17, 2009, 10:58:21 AM
Yeah, you can shave messages into it.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #130 on: April 17, 2009, 11:02:33 AM
« Last Edit: April 17, 2009, 11:03:04 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #131 on: April 17, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
You remembered something, embrace it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #132 on: April 17, 2009, 01:05:51 PM
If any of you porn hounds have pics of hotties with pit hair, I'll give you a prize for posting them.
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #133 on: April 17, 2009, 03:37:41 PM
no. but i will tell you that the last time i shaved my pits i first had to use electric clippers to trim the hair before i could use a razor with an actual blade in it. hehe.
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #134 on: April 17, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
So youre normal.

next.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #135 on: April 17, 2009, 04:08:56 PM
Yeah, it seems like girls pretend that armpit hair doesn't exist or something. 
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #136 on: April 17, 2009, 07:47:22 PM
have it laser removed



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #137 on: April 18, 2009, 05:14:28 PM
the worst tourists i even had to put up with were the fucking french pricks. i always thought the brits were joking when they were bitching.
Brits never joke. Lips of steel.


I've never had to deal with tourists, besides when I've been in a foreign country myself, but I'd love it if the OP was true.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #138 on: April 18, 2009, 06:51:51 PM
Yeah, Brits are pretty terrible.



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #139 on: April 18, 2009, 06:56:41 PM
Agreed.
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Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #140 on: April 18, 2009, 10:40:36 PM
Fuckin Poms.

Oh wait...



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #141 on: April 18, 2009, 11:09:24 PM
yeah, people love the tits then mock the back bacon.

cream filling for hollow victories



Re: British tourists really are that stupid Reply #142 on: April 18, 2009, 11:29:33 PM
I need to meet a woman who would let me tongue the folds of her back fat...
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