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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


RT roll call...can I get an Amen?(Read 59740 times)
Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #330 on: April 18, 2009, 10:33:37 PM
just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane

No, cool points are good too. See, its like kindergarten, where nobody loses.



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #331 on: April 18, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

In a tickelish kind of way?



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #332 on: April 19, 2009, 08:23:40 AM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

In a tickelish kind of way?

I'm afraid people still have feelings, but I've heard that's just an urban legend.



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #333 on: April 19, 2009, 08:29:41 AM
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 10:25:29 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #334 on: April 19, 2009, 10:06:22 AM
They hunt me for my blubber...

awwww.

Empscum, and Zigfat.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 10:06:52 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #335 on: April 19, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
They are our two most prized natural resources...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #336 on: April 19, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
What about krsna's highly addictive ejaculate? Is that not a prized natural resource?



Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen? Reply #337 on: April 19, 2009, 11:14:50 AM
Heroin is for losers.

And yet...

Virginia is for lovers.

It's all so confusing.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!