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Swine Flu(Read 9963 times)
Re: Swine Flu Reply #30 on: April 29, 2009, 05:04:04 AM
If you drill a very small hole through it, I bet you can fuck the dictionary...



Re: Swine Flu Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 08:23:37 AM
If you drill a very small hole through it, I bet you can fuck the dictionary...

If by "very small" you mean a hole with the length and girth of a rabbit hole, than yes, I might be able to.
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 08:38:34 AM
If you gotta brag about it, you aint got it.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #33 on: April 29, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
If you gotta brag about it, you aint got it.

Not necessarily. I already posted my actual size several times by now and I don't mind bragging a little because it's one of the few things I can be proud of these days.  At least proud that it isn't shorter than average. 
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Swine Flu Reply #34 on: April 29, 2009, 03:05:43 PM
pix plz
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Swine Flu Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
no thx plz
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 03:07:36 PM
don't be jealous, si. we want to see yours, too.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Swine Flu Reply #37 on: April 29, 2009, 03:20:53 PM
What Sarah said.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Swine Flu Reply #38 on: April 29, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
pix plz

Want a clip of me blowing a huge load?
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Re: Swine Flu Reply #39 on: April 29, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
Anybody want to see mine ? I have a pic thats 10 years old. It hasent changed at all.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #40 on: April 29, 2009, 08:58:38 PM
Mine is so old that it sags. Looks like my foreskin grew back. And it's very, very small. So small that I'm thinking of asking the moth circling my porchlight if she wants to join me for a drink...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #41 on: April 29, 2009, 09:41:10 PM
yes yes yes. i want to see them all.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Swine Flu Reply #42 on: April 29, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
Although, let me say I enjoyed the fact that Danzig was able to get so close to the edge of incomprehensibility there.
Good show in a way.

Now back to the main topic: I had a TI-82 dongle for a while that could be used to dl games.
I actually don't know where my TI-82 is at the moment. Good summer project for me.




Re: Swine Flu Reply #43 on: April 29, 2009, 10:55:47 PM
yes yes yes. i want to see them all.

Sarah is correct, as usual.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Swine Flu Reply #44 on: April 29, 2009, 10:57:48 PM
When I find a reason to download Photoshop, I will send them it to you.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #45 on: April 29, 2009, 10:58:47 PM
Why do you need PS to send dick pix?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Swine Flu Reply #46 on: April 29, 2009, 10:59:57 PM
To remove the face of the chick infront of it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #47 on: April 29, 2009, 11:01:21 PM
He probably wants to add a lens flare or sparkles or some shit.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Swine Flu Reply #48 on: April 29, 2009, 11:42:17 PM
True.

Rainbow gradient your balls.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Swine Flu Reply #49 on: April 30, 2009, 12:00:36 AM
I was thinking about fisheye myself.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #50 on: April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM
You should make it into a light saber...



Re: Swine Flu Reply #51 on: April 30, 2009, 10:03:34 PM
Pork swords don't make good lightsabers.

or

My peinis is full of midichlorians.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.