While I was mowing my lawn just now, an idea jumped into my head:
Drugs make you feel a certain way.  Different drugs make you feel differently.
If Danzig were to pick how a drug makes him feel, and correllate that to how people act here, I wonder how he would assign drugs to people.

Like, if someone's incredibly laid back and understanding (Siko), they would get weed (which makes sense).
Or, if someone is really high-strung and focused, they would get adderall.
And so on.

So, Danzig, you up for a little game?

Sho thing.  I don't know where to start.  Gotta think about it.

Whatever drug eitje is, just remember it was probably administered as a booty bump.

me first!

I've thought about it, none of you resemble drugs, except Sarah.  She's like MDMA, she makes me tingle all over and makes me wanna fuck.  Oh, and Baggy is Datura.  He gives me nightmarish visions.

i'm pretty sure i'm still not talking to you.

Oh Sarah, you think I'd just forget about you like that?  Just wait....

I think Luke is cocaine, because he likes to talk all philosophical, and I'm heroin because no one else on here has the balls to do it.  Dylan can be Hello Kitty Cough Syrup, because he's a fag.

Guess what, Sarah?  I changed my mind, you will be getting the gifts from now on.

You're a strange dude.

hahaha

Guess what, Sarah?  I changed my mind, you will be getting the gifts from now on.

<sarcasm> AW MAN! </sarcasm>