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NASCAR on: April 17, 2009, 04:35:27 PM
Over the last year NASCAR has been show on Australian free-to-air TV.


I like motorsport, and i always thought it was an funny when I heard people saying that Americans only watched NASCAR for the crashes, because I like motorsport. Now I understand what they are on about, I's so damm easy to watch, you are sitting there waiting for something to happen, a nudge,bump,tap, anything. I get it now. I love the fact that NASCAR is so specialized, that when they go to a circuit, the boffins start talking about how this driver and that driver have now experience driving on circuits, fuck me, big engines , no experience. What could go wrong.

Right now i'm watching Major Leauge Baseball, on free-to-air TV. It's weird having all this American sport on network TV, I now have a whole channel for sport, I get baseball, basket ball ( ncaa,ncac, n something and NBA ), all sorts of other useless shit like American football.  I don't really know where i'm going with this topic, but im sure I will figure it out, hopefully before somebody posts gay sex.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #1 on: April 17, 2009, 10:52:04 PM
Channel 10's all sports channel, eh? I hope they start up an all porn channel too.

This is funny as hell.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/978/

No porn, just lots of rascist hilarity about NASCAR



Re: NASCAR Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 10:56:16 PM
6 hours and 20 something mins. Thats gota be a record.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 10:58:46 PM
No piss break?



Re: NASCAR Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 11:03:06 PM
No, and thats the truth, I have a plumber comming over later on.

and i was refering to; time for first reply, but with the way my post have been read lately, im not sure if anybody understand me.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 04:30:07 PM
No need for a new thread for motorsport crashes.

This one is recent... 9 rolls and engine comes out. nasty.

Len Cave Bathurst 12 hour crash 2008
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Re: NASCAR Reply #6 on: May 04, 2009, 04:55:38 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: NASCAR Reply #7 on: May 04, 2009, 04:56:55 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: NASCAR Reply #8 on: May 04, 2009, 04:59:51 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: NASCAR Reply #9 on: May 04, 2009, 05:06:34 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: NASCAR Reply #10 on: May 04, 2009, 05:18:57 PM
I don't really know where i'm going with this topic, but im sure I will figure it out, hopefully before somebody posts gay sex.

Hahaha, oh man, thanks for making me laugh out loud Hojo.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 06:58:37 PM
It's huge in the US.  I'm not a huge fan but all of my family reunions are like 3 uncles sitting around with a case of beer watchin the race.  I like it for the crashes but find the circular monotony uncompelling.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: NASCAR Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 09:01:43 PM
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
Right turn...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: NASCAR Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
They turn left to leave the pit bay.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #14 on: May 04, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
That's another 50 right turns on.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: NASCAR Reply #15 on: May 04, 2009, 09:09:07 PM
I never seen a race that went that long on green.
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Re: NASCAR Reply #16 on: May 04, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Don't play technicalities on me just because I'm white.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: NASCAR Reply #17 on: May 05, 2009, 07:21:49 AM
I prefer the V8 Supercars.... Maybe there's a lil bit of bogan in me after all...

NASCAR bores me, F1 really has hit a wall (thats what happens when you let a team be dominant for too long), and I dont get the Superbikes.



Re: NASCAR Reply #18 on: May 05, 2009, 07:28:37 AM



Re: NASCAR Reply #19 on: May 05, 2009, 07:31:05 AM
I like V8 street racing the best, F1 is as boring as hell and I can't get into Nascar. I'm sure it'd be fun to go to a race but watching it on TV is like having your teeth pulled
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: NASCAR Reply #20 on: May 05, 2009, 07:38:11 AM
If youre ever here when the Bathurst 1000 is on, we'll go...

You'll have a ball in Bogan Heaven.



Re: NASCAR Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 02:57:17 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: NASCAR Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 10:38:01 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: NASCAR Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
did you put on a mullet wig and drink budweiser?



Re: NASCAR Reply #24 on: May 28, 2009, 07:33:47 AM
No, a mullet wig and drank VB...