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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own daddy can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree. It makes perfect sense.


eSmoke(Read 2614 times)
eSmoke on: June 02, 2009, 04:30:11 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: eSmoke Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 04:46:08 AM
Thats fucking awesome.  I want it.
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Re: eSmoke Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 05:04:21 AM
Think of the possibilities.... you could make an electronic smoke shaped like anything
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: eSmoke Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 09:57:50 AM
I want one shaped like a turnip.
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Re: eSmoke Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 12:19:13 PM



Re: eSmoke Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 03:56:15 PM
I'm a lot happier without the tobacco in my life. Or ruling my life, for that matter.

If I ever found out I only had a short time to live, though, I'd be right back on the sticks, cuz fuck it. But I'd still want the real deal, not some robot cigarette.
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