Didn't you two get over each other like 5 years ago?

Still, as I was laying there staring at the hospital ceiling, all I could think about was how much of a dumb ass I was and not that it was somebody else's fault because the living room carpet wasn't properly labeled as a poor place to fall head first.

i love you. you make sense to me. make babies with me.
...wait. do you actually have any sperm left?

I think it's all used up by now. 

so we can adopt! those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.

John and Kate might be putting a couple on the market soon.

Oh! Zing! That made me laugh.

speaking of-- sasha, your icon could be jon's tranny brother or something.

Her name is Juanita Gosselin.

those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.

Too true.

Yeah, I'd like to own 20 or 30 of them.

Private militia.

Start your indoctrination young!

That's how Cambodia got famous...

No, that was thanks to Jello Biafra.

Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.

Ok, I'm done here ...

Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.

Who would have heard of Cambodia if it werent for west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit?

I remember it being called Kampuchea or some such.