Funny that, Geek. I was told your ex-room mate was a nice, pleasant, personable guy who like kittens and Texans.

It's really weird how opinions truly are like assholes...

Hilarious!

It's worth saying again:

... piece together shards of information to come up with a "Fact" that is actually "Non Fact".

Damnit! I missed it.  I had popcorn and everything. 

Geeks brother wouldn't even make eye contact with me! Guess I'm from the wrong sort of state

He spoke to me.

Briefly.

*shrug*

I never roomed with anyone, and I have only co-habitated with 2 women in my life.

I been lucky.

I had popcorn and everything. 

You inspired me.

I had popcorn and everything. 

You inspired me.

Glad I could help.

I lived alone for a while.

I went kind of batshit.

That was WHILE i was posting at a-s to begin wtih.

hopefully she's hit rock bottom so that she can finally see she truly needs help. i do hope she gets her shit together and can become a functioning adult in society. i do also hope i never have to see her piece of shit face ever again.

That about sums it up. Sounds like a very broken person, who very much needs help. Kicking her out was probably the best thing you ever did for her.

Oh believe me, she'll never see it that way.

For sure. Doesn't mean it's not the truth.

Oh believe me, she'll never see it that way.

...and she doesn't. she's hating on me pretty hard, some mutual friends have informed me. i never want to see or speak to her again. she took off to live with her parents in vermont, and checked herself out of the rehab facility they brought her to two weeks earlier than what was recommended. now she goes out to the local bars in some podunk town up north with her 2 crazy sisters (ages 22 and 25, both of whom also live in the house), and gets drunk on mommy and daddy's dime. they're all a bunch of retards. my parents and i have written off ever seeing a penny of the money she owes us, and even in the short run it's worth it just to have her drugs and destruction away from me.

W0rd.

I truly believe that female friendships are similar to relationships. When they end, they usually end BAD and PAINFULLY.

Sorry to hear that she's being an angry troll of an ex, but that's how they get! Write her off and move on.

seriously! i have very few female friends because it can be far too high maintenance. was talking to a somewhat new girlfriend last night about how we don't actually like trying to form new friendships with women, it's just easier to be low maintenance pals with old friends and if they fall off your map, you've just got one less. she was also telling me how she just came out of a girlfriend-breakup nightmare where this friend of hers got jealous and clingy and then psycho when she (my friend) tried to steer away from her. hilarious. YOU CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH ME, DAMMIT! I AM ALL YOU NEED!

"bitches iz crazy"
 -- random rap song

BBC, BBD

Bitches be crazy
Bitches be drama

Bitch, please.

Was there a happy ending to this apartment war?

...and after the apartment way was over a threesome was to be had... and it was had!

so Thai ladyboys became involved.

Interesting.

being a guy is great. seriously. all your conversations are about
a) sports
b) drinking
c) cars
d) music
e) all of the above

being a guy is great. seriously. all your conversations are about
a) sports
b) drinking
c) cars
d) music
e) sex
f) fighting
g) all of the above

being a guy is great. seriously. all your conversations are about
a) sports
b) drinking
c) cars
d) music
e) sex
f) fighting
g) sailing
h) sleeping in Geek's basement
i) all of the above

being a Drugmoth is great. seriously. all your conversations are about
a) drugs
b) drinking
c) food
d) music
e) drugs
f) video games
g) all of the above