Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
What went wrong?
what they think is "owed" to them.
That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?
Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*
Quote from: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PMWow, untouched as well ...Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!You don't think there's a reason for it?
Wow, untouched as well ...Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Quote from: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AMI don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*I'm in the 100's myself and couldn't possibly name 1/4 of them ...
hello hello hello is there anybody in there?just nod if you can hear me!
No dedication; I just felt like playing it ...
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???
it's cougar hunting season at the junior high school