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What's the most important thing within a relationship?(Read 27674 times)
Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #120 on: August 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
What went wrong?

Quote from: krapsna
what they think is "owed" to them.

...and of course along with that also comes the sort of class-warfare duckspeak OriginalRessotaspiksMan is blathering on about above.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #121 on: August 20, 2009, 08:45:32 PM
That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?

The world owes you an answer!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #122 on: August 21, 2009, 12:17:54 AM
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

<~ just can not give it up...

rofl
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #123 on: August 22, 2009, 03:05:56 AM
Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.

Monty what? I Wanda...
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #124 on: August 22, 2009, 05:04:04 PM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*

I'm in the 100's myself and couldn't possibly name 1/4 of them ...

Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!
You don't think there's a reason for it?

Ok, so yer ballz ugly or something?
Matters not ...
Age faster or we're banning you ....

[Skip]Then again, it might not matter.[/Skip]


BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #125 on: November 28, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
honesty



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #126 on: November 28, 2009, 08:04:11 PM
and fisting
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #127 on: November 28, 2009, 08:19:51 PM
and telling all your sexual exploits with your partner to the whole of Loaded-Gun
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #128 on: November 28, 2009, 08:23:44 PM
so thats what I've been doing wrong all these years?



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #129 on: November 28, 2009, 08:30:09 PM
yup.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #130 on: November 28, 2009, 09:07:17 PM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*

I'm in the 100's myself and couldn't possibly name 1/4 of them ...


Damn girl i hope you do kegels regularly.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #131 on: November 28, 2009, 10:26:02 PM
Yeah Thrash, your (ass)pussy must be so loose otherwise.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #132 on: November 28, 2009, 10:29:25 PM
I heard it echos



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #133 on: November 28, 2009, 10:58:51 PM
hello hello hello is there anybody in there?

just nod if you can hear me!



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #134 on: November 28, 2009, 11:30:04 PM
I do kegels and I am still always told that I have a tight little pussy.  We have had this argument before.  I said that you could have sex with a thousand people 1 time and sex a thousand times with 1 person and you were either always tight or always loose.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #135 on: November 29, 2009, 03:28:37 AM
hello hello hello is there anybody in there?

just nod if you can hear me!


I did that song tonight ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #136 on: November 29, 2009, 03:47:00 AM
did you dedicate it your asspussy?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #137 on: November 29, 2009, 03:53:38 AM
No dedication; I just felt like playing it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #138 on: November 29, 2009, 10:40:38 AM
No dedication; I just felt like playing it ...

using his own ass as the echo chamber.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #139 on: November 29, 2009, 12:47:24 PM
The reverb was outstanding!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #140 on: December 10, 2009, 06:27:57 PM
To answer the q, I'd say "meets its objectives".
Vague as fuck, but so are relationships.

Other than that, sex, appearance, being entertaining a few times a week,  and a clean break at the end of it.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #141 on: December 10, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
I rather look forward to ending it violently ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #142 on: December 10, 2009, 07:01:23 PM
Actually I don't end my relationships.

We all live together. Occasional accidents with hedge strimmers might happen but everyone's SO happy, that NO-ONE ever leaves.

But I was just abit shocked when the latest one said that all the girls at my dinner tables were skeletons.
I mean they look NOTHING like Posh Spice..



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #143 on: December 10, 2009, 07:29:24 PM
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???


This is the first question any man should ask his potential liaison for the evening, so this question is not entirely irrelevant to the Sex/Gossip forum.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #144 on: December 10, 2009, 10:04:13 PM
I card under 35 ...
It's the law here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #145 on: December 10, 2009, 10:13:02 PM
I feel like I don't need to card.  I'm not a scout leader or a school teacher so I feel like I'm pretty safe.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #146 on: December 10, 2009, 10:14:24 PM
Heh ...
You'll learn soon enough ...

hahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #147 on: December 10, 2009, 10:34:37 PM
it's cougar hunting season at the junior high school
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #148 on: December 10, 2009, 10:43:55 PM
* Thrash nods *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #149 on: December 11, 2009, 08:19:30 AM
it's cougar hunting season at the junior high school

Whats with this phrase cougar?
Middle aged women with furry faces who live wild on mountainsides.
Nah I dont get it...Hmm