Dude, look at who we're talking about. He lives in paradise, has an awesome job, commutes about 50 feet, smokes up and drinks whenever he wants, is probably the healthiest male posting here, he has the life most of us want. What's to cut on? The best I could come up with is that I wouldn't turn down a throw with his GF.
Not very original...
And I do burn on everyone. But like you and I, we know it's just fun.