I think that's why she pretends to barf whenever he talks about getting some. She wants him.

13 chems, I agree with krsna. You need to take one for the team and give a full report back. Just turn the lights out and put on some loud music... you dont have to kiss him either

But just for our entertainment, you should wait until you're active.

Listen. I'm a short, skinny, barely-average looking guy, who doesn't flash his money around to women, and for some reason these women keep coming back to me. I'm just as confused as you all are. I completely expected to be terrible in the sack for a long time, until I built confidence and got better. Well, it didn't take that long for the confidence building.

The women I have been with this year have had incredible orgasms with me, one, saying no other guy has ever made her cum during intercourse before and literally gushing on my chest whenever she rode me cowgirl, and the second having orgasms from breast-stimulation only and easily from el finger-fucking and me eating her out. She has not had one ever during intercourse, but I am literally working some angles to get it done. I think my bony pubic bone is a god-send, which I have said before.

I didn't tell the de-virginator, that I was a virgin until over 2 months after we'd been having sex. So why bother faking orgasms and "fake gushing" with an average-joe shmoe? To make me feel better? If at all, she would have known after getting to know me that if she'd told me she wasn't getting orgasms, I'd work on it like a mother. I lack motivation in many aspects of my life, but getting my girl to orgasm is not one of them. My current gal had no clue about my sexual history (nor I about hers) for the first few months. Yet again, she kept coming back and telling me "GOD that feels incredible", etc. Last night after I left her gasping for breath on the couch, she said she usually didn't like guys eating her out, but I was amazing at it and she said her orgasm was unbelievable. I could tell while I was doing it... I could barely catch a breath and she pushed my head down hard into her snatch.

I understand women fake orgasms, but why fake them to me when there are so many other dudes out there for these women that could give them "real" orgasms. I don't get that part.

They smiled, blushed and talked with me without averting their eyes when giving me the various comments I have gotten over the past 10 months. If they darted their eyes around or fidgeted or whatever the hell else while telling me I give them amazing orgasms, I would be inclined to think they are faking it.

But hey, I'm going to keep doing what I am doing. I am getting sex, whether or not she is faking it or not. She can just pretend to keep liking it and keep coming over and fucking me again, and wasting all her energy on faking orgasms instead of actually have real orgasms, with guys that can give her real ones.

I got something, and I don't even know what it is but I know work ethic is a big part of it.

You're still going to wind up in a single-wide in the desert...

Why can't he fuck another dude? His dick isn't big enough for me.

Kyle, you shouldn't talk with your women. After fucking them you watch Sportscenter. Clear?

or you could deflate her and put her back in the box like nick does...

either way, conversing with them is a waste of your soon-to-be-a-millionaire time

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thats either a boldface lie, or she never had anything worthwhile.

Kyle, you shouldn't talk with your women. After fucking them you watch Sportscenter. Clear?

Remember, I don't have cable anymore.

Where in the fuck is that old "Vote 'Yes' On 28" pic when I need it?

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thats either a boldface lie, or she never had anything worthwhile.

Not necessarily. Leah's a total freak and she's really not that into it. So weird.

Not freaky enough to tell you you aren't doing it right.

Eh, could be.

Or maybe she's just so freaky that she doesn't appreciate being treated "nicely" as much as she likes being roughly used.

An ex of mine wasn't into it either. Not giving or receiving. Thankfully that shit's over.

My roommate refuses to tell her boyfriend why she won't suck his cock.  It's because it's too small to make it enjoyable.  If she isn't gagging on it, it isn't worth doing..... Agreed.

So, he's got money then?

Hahaha, yea.  He pays for everything since she is broke.

Why the fuck am I tossing and turning and now posting on a damn message board at 4am. We had the talk; I finally brought it up. It only took nearly 5.5 months.

After last Thursday when she told me about the random guy who wanted her phone number in the elevator, I was a little jealous. First time I'd felt that way with her. The conversation started off with me talking about all the creepy things I have found on people's home pcs while cleaning them up, etc. I asked if she'd had any naked photos of her, blah blah. It escalated fairly quickly to one night stands somehow, and she said she has "probably" had 3 or 4. Plus at least two guys before the one night stands, a relatively long-term boyfriend (1yr) and me. I didn't really ask for her sexual history, (only the one night stands) and she divulged the rest on her own. So whatever, what's happened in the past happened in the past. Conversation continues...

... and I tell her how I felt when she told me about the guy wanting her phone number. I bring up how we haven't talked about exclusivity, and then she says she didn't think I really was looking for a relationship, because of how I ended it with "J" after she blew up at me about the whole relationship/dating thing. She thought I "wasn't a guy into exclusive relationships" and said she thought I didn't care one way or the other. So I said, ya know, fair enough and that I do care. I asked her what she thought of the feelings I felt when she told me about the dude wanting her number. She said it is touching that I feel that way, but also surprising. I told her the feelings surprised myself, because they did. I told her I care for her, and she said she cares for me too. Then to break the serious conversation I sighed and said "Sweet so we're exclusive! That was easy!" obviously not meaning it as serious. Then I said all kidding aside, I want us to be exclusive. She fumbled, and I grumbled. She said she "sort of" has a fear of commitment, but immediately followed with "but I'm not saying I want to go out and fuck and date a bunch of guys or even any other guys" but that she is afraid of getting hurt and whatever. She said "All of my relationships have failed. {laughter} Obviously."

Blah blah. Then we started talking about other things like birth control and whatever else, shit and kind of just ignored it for the rest of the conversation. Anyway I'm actually getting tired now.

So, who knows. I'm going to lay off for a couple of days and not contact her. See what ends up happening.

I do have a slightly tight chest, so it is affecting me a bit. Not like it used to, but it still doesn't feel good. Meh. Next week is my birthday, and she was planning on taking me out. We'll see what happens.

Another life lesson for the bagman. There have been MANY in the past year.

She said "All of my relationships have failed."

you can turn this girl around!

srsly though - just be nice to her and give it time.

As Keats would write to get a girl:

"I cannot exist without you - I am forgetful of every thing but seeing you again - my Life seems to stop there - I see no further.  You have absorb'd me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I was dissolving - I should be exquisitely miserable without the hope of soon seeing you.  I should be afraid to separate myself far from you.  My sweet *insert name here*, will your heart never change?"

Why don't you just copy and paste that stuff above to her via email?  Knowing how my ovaries swoon over it, I'm sure hers will too.

The future's so bright, Kyle's gotta wear shades...

But then...

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command...

Not freaky enough to tell you you aren't doing it right.

i really don't think that's it.

She said she "sort of" has a fear of commitment, but immediately followed with "but I'm not saying I want to go out and fuck and date a bunch of guys or even any other guys" but that she is afraid of getting hurt and whatever. She said "All of my relationships have failed. {laughter} Obviously."

This sounds terribly familiar.

Word.