That's your plan?

YES, that's his plan!

Dude, he has dated SEVERAL girls, and had sex with SOME of them!  He knows what he's doing, so back the fuck off!

I'll tell you what - when you've walked a mile in his shoes and lived his ~3-to-5-girls-in-one-year lifestyle, come right back with your advice on how to deal with ladies!

see, that's what sarcasm looks like when I use it.  more exclaimation points.

thanks, that cleared it up for me

I'd say we created a monster but I think FHM is responsible for this gobshite.

I hate all of this, because I understand NONE of it.  "This" being emotions and relationships. That is why I like being alone frequently, and often find myself daydreaming about being alone on the moon. Sometimes I miss being a virgin, because things were so simple then.

I guess I wanted to back away for a few days, for myself. I need distance after getting my thoughts out there. Is that so wrong? But it didn't happen anyway. She texted me all day, more than she has ever before. It's cool she wants to talk, but this is what I was afraid of. I don't want her to be overbearingly attached now that I gave the "green light". I would like us to stay similar to what we were before, but now we know we are exclusive. She does her own things, I do mine, and we do things together but not every day. I need to learn more about this concept of give-and-take.

Anyway, she's really sick - 101.8 fever, and sore throat. Which doesn't bode well for me. I woke up with a slightly sore throat.

Either Sasha gave me swine flu when I finished the bit of whiskey up in the bottle she'd been drinking, or Ian brought some incurable Ozzy flu with him down here.

you guys will figure it out, just don't spout any of that last post to her for the next 3 months.

Also, it's OK to ignore texts for a few hours and say you were busy

Don't blame your slutty girlfriend giving you swine flu on me.

Gawd what a bunch of whiney faggots, it's not that bad, right Burn... we did this already.

This bagfagmanery must cease.  I say we start the "bagman getting his rocks off in Japan" campaign.

$100 and a trip to Ueno. Problem solved.

I'm not paying for anything more than a $5 ruffie.

for him?

What kind of quality do you get for $100?

Quite a bit - this will set you back $60 for an hour.

Quite a bit - this will set you back $60 for an hour. [url]http://i-moga.com/ginza/nami/01.jpg[/this] maybe $130

fairly drunk, eh nick?

the link to a $60 whore is broken. 

sorry, I'll fix them later.

Japan has it's shit organized, yo. There's a huge online directory of slaaaaahts for you to browse through. Tens of thousands of 'em

Listen. I'm a short, skinny, barely-average looking guy, who doesn't flash his money around to women, and for some reason these women keep coming back to me. I'm just as confused as you all are. I completely expected to be terrible in the sack for a long time, until I built confidence and got better. Well, it didn't take that long for the confidence building.

The women I have been with this year have had incredible orgasms with me, one, saying no other guy has ever made her cum during intercourse before and literally gushing on my chest whenever she rode me cowgirl, and the second having orgasms from breast-stimulation only and easily from el finger-fucking and me eating her out. She has not had one ever during intercourse, but I am literally working some angles to get it done. I think my bony pubic bone is a god-send, which I have said before.

Drake - Best I Ever Had

how come his girl's team gets their asses kicked? he should've busted out his gat and popped caps in all those green-costumed bitches' domes.

great song. and I'm yet to listen to it without mute on

There was a game?

That guy was in Degrassi, his char got shot I think and he ended up in a wheelchair.
I only watched season 6 I think and in that he had srz problems trying to get it up to fuck his gf.

... oh, and now that yer "exclusive", press her for anal!

I would think he would get less anal if he was exclusive.

I dunno; it seems my girl is "holding out", we went over this ....

I don't think you are ever going to get anal from this girl.  Give up the dream my friend.

Never, you can't tell ME that you love and then NOT do it with me ...

that is, in fact, the merriam-webster definition of "tease".

how many promises has any man heard in his life to that effect?