I edited it to add the arsehole part.

I've never seen Sixteen Candles or The Breakfast Club. Go me!

Arsehole is a good word.

Arsehole is a good word.

You're probably the sexiest woman alive.

I found the definitive source of my molloscum outbreak. She went to the doc on Monday to get tested for HIV, and mentioned to her doc that I have molloscum. Her doctor did a thorough pussy-area search and found a single tiny bump that appears to be molloscum. 

She feels bad. Oh well. Bad things happen to good people.

...good people and bagman.

wah hahah ahaha aha ha.

Sounds like you weren't the first to "win" the craigslist lottery on her, then.

Hahahaha oh man.

Wait.... wait..... so you didn't just assume she gave it to you?  You've only had sex with two people in your whole life and you didn't sit there, for ten seconds, and come to the conclusion that she gave it to you?

I think it's 3 people now. 4 if you include Kyle.

...and your hand.

I have ten bucks that say he had sex with HomelessJoe.

The fake one.

But wait, does Kyle have to add lesions to his dick clone now?

gahahahahahaahahaha

Obviously I thought it was this chick who gave it to me, but she said she hasn't seen any bumps anywhere around her pubic region. Well that changed when she told her doctor I had molloscum and the doc combed through her pubes, and found a bump, which she thought all along was an aggravated hair follicle and thus didn't bother telling me about said bump.

I'm definitely not naive enough to think this was the FIRST time the girl replied to a Craigslist ad for some hot sex. Shrugs -- don't matter to me, unless she's been fucking some other dude in addition to me the past few months. She hasn't, so she says.

Also, I love posting pictures of my cock, so please continue to give me reason's to do so!

Score. My gal is super cool, and not uptight at all. We went to this local porn shop called the Megaplexxx tonight (if you recall "J" and I went here for Valentine's Day and she didn't like it -- she was all weirded out), and she was totally at ease. We were looking at all the toys, and proceeded to check out the VAST collection of DVDs (and even some Blu-ray porn). We laughed at the midget porn, the amputee and foot fetish porn, the preggers and then started getting horny as fuck looking at the backs of the "Grandma likes to fuck" videos.

Anyway, guess what? GUESS THE FUCK WHAT? I bought her a clone-a-pussy!!!!!! HAHA it was a fucking sign. I showed it to her online a couple of weeks ago and had no idea they had any IN STORE at the local porn shop. As soon as we saw it we knew she had to try it out.



Pictures may or may not be posted after the mold has been created.

There are guidelines about image size.

If the pussy in question is comfortable with Bagman's dick, I doubt a lifesize picture would stretch our bandwidth too much.

I'd have room to spare on my cellphone screen, I'm sure.

combed through her pubes

Eww!

I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."

Do you remember that wind up toy from the Megaplexxx I got you back in high school, that was a dude fucking a sheep? I guess I was 18... you were 17. I remember bringing it to Ms. Seymore's math class and winding it up on my desk haha -- I don't think you were in that class, it must have been me just playing with it before I gave it to you.

I've been severely disappointed the past few times I have gone that they no longer have wind up toys like that.

www.lillianvernon.com

a wind up toy that was a dude fucking a sheep

And why would you get that for 13Chems and not underclass???

combed through her pubes

Eww!

It depends upon how vast they are ...

Not really.

www.lillianvernon.com

a wind up toy that was a dude fucking a sheep

And why would you get that for 13Chems and not underclass???

I think someone stole that from me.  GOD you remember everything Kyle.  I think I have killed too many brain cells.

A little less mystery for you guys.

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