Ok, so, my department has two interns in it... They apparently cannot read the sign I made explaining the color code for the cables in the farm. They were pulling the "always up" black cables today. These are critical to day to day transactions and go directly to the database servers. Well, they thought that that was what I mean when I said to remove unnessisary cabling from the stacks. What I meant by unnessisary was cables that weren't attached to anything at all and were just sitting in the bundles. We have a lot of that since we remodeled the place and upgraded several boxes. I need to get the dunderhead twins gone ASAP, however, I've already used up my weekly writeup allowance (five) and one more would cause the three-headed wonder-clutz (my supervisors) to crash down on my skull, crushing it under the emence weight of their combined bearded bulk.

It's absolutely amazing, in the most horrible sort of ways, the peeps companies are hiring...

i call them "Junior Rocket Scientists," and they are taking over the U.S.

They are unbelievably incompetent, utterly ignorant, and totally uncaring;

a MONKEY could do a better job!

And i'm "unemployable" because i smoke herb?

Please...

Well, it's 4:42AM and I'm STILL at work... they really fucked things over and because they're interns, I can't make them stay late to fix it...

Leave a glass of water next to the plugs. Don't tell them. Ask them to sort out the plugs. Problem solved.

Use a SIXTH, it's important enough ....

Yay! Home... finally... after replacing three SQL servers and about half the switches in the farm then revoking their speaking privileges, I think the next two months will be rather enjoyable... if the fatasses up top don't come down on me for making 18 year olds cry. Fucking pussies...

I don't think you have the balls to call the 18 year olds you work with pussies to their faces.  You will shit talk on the internet and then go to work everyday like the mule that you are and not complain about shit, because YOU are the pussy.

Man up and ....

Use a SIXTH, it's important enough ....

Yea, man up like Urkel.

Ok, so, my department has two interns in it... They apparently cannot read the sign I made explaining the color code for the cables in the farm. They were pulling the "always up" black cables today. These are critical to day to day transactions and go directly to the database servers. Well, they thought that that was what I mean when I said to remove unnessisary cabling from the stacks. What I meant by unnessisary was cables that weren't attached to anything at all and were just sitting in the bundles. We have a lot of that since we remodeled the place and upgraded several boxes. I need to get the dunderhead twins gone ASAP, however, I've already used up my weekly writeup allowance (five) and one more would cause the three-headed wonder-clutz (my supervisors) to crash down on my skull, crushing it under the emence weight of their combined bearded bulk.

I'm not sure I'd even LET interns into a server room.  That seems like a bad idea on your part.

Ok, so, my department has two interns in it... They apparently cannot read the sign I made explaining the color code for the cables in the farm. They were pulling the "always up" black cables today. These are critical to day to day transactions and go directly to the database servers. Well, they thought that that was what I mean when I said to remove unnessisary cabling from the stacks. What I meant by unnessisary was cables that weren't attached to anything at all and were just sitting in the bundles. We have a lot of that since we remodeled the place and upgraded several boxes. I need to get the dunderhead twins gone ASAP, however, I've already used up my weekly writeup allowance (five) and one more would cause the three-headed wonder-clutz (my supervisors) to crash down on my skull, crushing it under the emence weight of their combined bearded bulk.

I'm not sure I'd even LET interns into a server room.  That seems like a bad idea on your part.

Ok, so, my department has two interns in it... They apparently cannot read the sign I made explaining the color code for the cables in the farm. They were pulling the "always up" black cables today. These are critical to day to day transactions and go directly to the database servers. Well, they thought that that was what I mean when I said to remove unnessisary cabling from the stacks. What I meant by unnessisary was cables that weren't attached to anything at all and were just sitting in the bundles. We have a lot of that since we remodeled the place and upgraded several boxes. I need to get the dunderhead twins gone ASAP, however, I've already used up my weekly writeup allowance (five) and one more would cause the three-headed wonder-clutz (my supervisors) to crash down on my skull, crushing it under the emence weight of their combined bearded bulk.

I'm not sure I'd even LET interns into the building.  That seems like a bad idea on your part.

You have to let them into the building, so you can then shove them under your desk and let them give you head all day.

Brook, I think my experience as an intern must have been dramatically different from yours.

Yes well an internship is supposed to be all about learning.

So she must give killer head.

Scrunched into the knee space of a desk,

with knees there, too,

trying to give head...


Doesn't sound too comfortable, nor sexy, to me.


Now, bent over the side of the exec chair, maintaining correct trajectory...

It always comes back to the fat girl...

Don't forgets ze Joos frauline witth ze big snauser.

It's not my call where they go. I can't revoke their cards to the server room. My boss can and he loves them because he plays SWG with them. As for calling them idiots and pussies in front of them, I've done it. They're too stupid to realize that I'm talking about them though. Today, I went off on them for violating the "no liquids around work stations" rule on the administration room. Admins have a room right across from the lounge area for my building, for that very reason! It's so we don't HAVE to take sodas, coffee, tea, whatever back to our desks. These guys were removing one of my peer's computers to replace it with an upgrade and they brought in open top big gulps... ALSO, why would it take 2 fuckheads to remove 1 work station with a little red wagon? meh

I can't wait until the summer's over and they go back to wherever the fuck they came from... I will not be recommending them for full time employment.

remember, you should always exercise whatever power you have to the absolute limit

As for calling them idiots and pussies in front of them, I've done it. They're too stupid to realize that I'm talking about them though.

How does someone not understand that you are calling them a pussy when you say, "You are a pussy" right to their face?  Please explain, because I cannot grasp how that doesn't come through loud and clear.

As for calling them idiots and pussies in front of them, I've done it. They're too stupid to realize that I'm talking about them though.

How does someone not understand that you are calling them a pussy when you say, "You are a pussy" right to their face?  Please explain, because I cannot grasp how that doesn't come through loud and clear.

maybe these fools don't understand vampyre

haha

haha

It's not my call where they go. I can't revoke their cards to the server room. My boss can and he loves them because he plays SWG with them. As for calling them idiots and pussies in front of them, I've done it. They're too stupid to realize that I'm talking about them though. Today, I went off on them for violating the "no liquids around work stations" rule on the administration room. Admins have a room right across from the lounge area for my building, for that very reason! It's so we don't HAVE to take sodas, coffee, tea, whatever back to our desks. These guys were removing one of my peer's computers to replace it with an upgrade and they brought in open top big gulps... ALSO, why would it take 2 fuckheads to remove 1 work station with a little red wagon? meh

People still play SWG?  Are you posting from 2004?

LISTEN, DUBYA'S GOING TO BE RE-ELECTED!  DO WHAT YOU CAN, FOR THE GOOD OF US ALL.

I'm from the future so I have no clue what SWG is.

Yes, apparently it is still being played. Apparently it's more popular than ever because of the "new expansion called the Old Republic" as one of my pothead friends insists. Why would Bioware make an expansion for a Sony game? Anyway... yeah... Anyone know where I can get some carbonic acid? I need about a gallon or two... and some way to inject it into a living human body. I guess I can build a cage for 5 people before I head into work today...

The device you seek is called a Trocar. Acids of various strengths can be ordered from industrial supplies companies.

The device you seek is called a Trocar.

Nice. Don't forget the cannula. It will be less painful but more accurate. And reusable.