You know how vegetarians / and or vegans sometimes tell you in a very self righteous way how since they quit eating meat that they get all painfully ill if they eat meat, and the unspoken implication is that now that their body is detoxified from meat their new sensitivity to it is proof of just how bad meat is for you?

Yeah, well tell those fuckers that all I've eaten all day is oatmeal and fruit (breakfast, lunch, and snack) and my insides want me dead right now. Plus I'm so fucking hungry it's unbelieveable.

Right now, the way I feel, I want to punch those people in the face.

Oatmeal and fruit? are you dieting or have the runs?

Get some protein in there!

It was an experiment in not eating the shitty food available at the roach coaches and crappy cafeteria.

Fail.

It was an experiment in not eating the shitty food available at the roach coaches and crappy cafeteria.

Stupid experiment. You didnt have anything else to eat why?

I keep a jar of peanut butter at work & bring in bread, so I always have an option to avoid the garbage choices nearby.

I take my inability to eat meat without getting sick to be a sign that the human body is pretty good at adapting.  If it needs to produce less bile, some bacteria culture isn't maintained, or enzyme production reduces, or whatever happens...it's just avoiding an unnecessary expenditure of energy.  And it will all kick back in if I decide to eat meat again.

I agree.

Switching to a diet that contains mo animal proteins takes some adjustment on your body's part. Stay on it and it will pass, as will the unfulfilled feeling you have.

Of course you'll end up looking like Gandhi if you get the protein-starch mixture just right.

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all tofu, all the time

It was an experiment in not eating the shitty food available at the roach coaches and crappy cafeteria.

Stupid experiment. You didnt have anything else to eat why?

Because I think that eating whole, unprocessed foods must be a lot healthier than eating cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, cheese steaks, chinese, indian, korean, pizza, or mexican.

Thai. You didn't mention Thai.

It was an experiment in not eating the shitty food available at the roach coaches and crappy cafeteria.

Stupid experiment. You didnt have anything else to eat why?

Because I think that eating whole, unprocessed foods must be a lot healthier than eating cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, cheese steaks, chinese, indian, korean, pizza, or mexican.

[Fatt]YOU ARE WRONG![/Fatt]

My poop has been bright green for two days, because I had two super tasty, super-chemi, blue cupcakes on Saturday.

Haven't any of you heard of "home cooked" meals? I've not had a fast food hamburger in almost two years. People complain about fast food, just stop eatin that! Don't stop eatin meat though! Meat is goooood.

On that note though, when I tried to be a vegitarian once, it didn't turn out well. I did lose weight! But I gained it back when I started doing more than sitting on my ass. Plus, on an all salad diet, I was always hungry.

Eating meat makes you feel more full than eating vegetables.  But eating meat smothered in gravy isn't a good, and no macaroni isn't a vegetable.

Fuck you, gravy is wonderful!

Everybody wants to shoot the messenger.

My poop has been bright green for two days, because I had two super tasty, super-chemi, blue cupcakes on Saturday.

Did they have 13chemicals in them?

seriously - how much does it cost to get beef & milk from grass-fed cows? Maybe keeping your meat costs the same, but eating less to offset the cost would be a way to reduce the chemicals ripping up your innards.

The way I would kill um, it wouldn't cost ya a dime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_meat

Science is tastey

so is propr spellng

My diet has been really, really shitty for the last five years, so I'm looking to eat healthier (and save money too) and then get back to working out.

Grass fed beef is really, really expensive, but since I'm planning on eating less meat I suppose it's a possibility. Thanks for bringing that up Nick, I hadn't even considered it.

Switching to a diet sex life that contains mo animal proteins more gay shit takes some adjustment on your body's part. Stay on it and it will pass, as will the unfulfilled feeling you have.

Oh hell my secret is out. Vegans is some gay shit...

that's crazy that grass-fed beef is so expensive, since that's what all cows should eat

Then what would we do with all the ground up newspaper, tree bark and leftover parts of other cows?

Not very green, Nick. What did those innocent blades of grass do to you anyway?

Between the government's inexplicable subsidies for factory farming, corn, & soy, and turning grazing land into strip mall utopias...

"A human can be healthy without killing animals for food."
Leo Tolstoy

"There is no doubt that reducing consumption of meat, especially red meat, is one of the most effective things the individual can do to reduce their greenhouse gas pollution."
Professor Ian Lowe, President, Australian Conservation Foundation

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."
Albert Einstein

"It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect of the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind."
Albert Einstein

And for all you regularly spouting shit like: "if god didn't want us to eat animals why'd he make them so tasty?" and "man has been eating animals since the beginning so obviously it's what we are supposed to do.". --this one's for you:

"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."
Mark Twain