BuRNaMERICA was 'reserved' whatever that is. It's me tho. Guess its been quite a few years. How are things?

Good!

We've reserved your name for you.  See here:  http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=120.0

Hey Burny! Welcome back.

Yeah, we'll give it back to you if you'd like ...
PM me or Mosh ....

Sup dude?

'Sup.

Still setting fires in Amerigo Vespucci's namesake?

Hi! Welcome back to hell.

hi burny! ya bitch.

Yeah kiddos, its been a long fucking road. Even went all white collarish for a while. Big house nice job. Fiancee. Then she took everything except me. Woot. Now I'm back to being homeless and posting on a cheezeball message board from my phone. I get to do drugs again tho. That's fun. Trying to move away again. Any suggestions?

You still in Tejas? Move to Reno. That's a helluva fun town.

That wont work, BURNyA shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...

I used to live near Reno.

Move to MD. I'll let you live on one of my boats in return for a few hours of labor a week. And I know most of the drug dealers around here. No judgements, dude.

Nah I actually moved away from all the chemicals in Austin... too old and broke to support a problem. But its the point that I CAN that matters, heh. Anyhoo, I had a bad car wreck last October and I'm waiting on a settlement. Then I can do whatever I decide. Haven't lived outside Texas in like 10 years so maybe, dunno. Maybe back to Austin I was in Houston for the past four years. Too spread out to have fun. I'm wondering how hard it is to get a work visa in France or Ireland. Visited both last year and like it a lot. May hate living there tho. Dublins expensive as hell. After all the bullshit I'm feeling all random and punkrock, like I'm 20 again heh.

Dublin is really expensive, but fun. I highly recommend spending some time living in Europe, if you can swing it.

Oh, and here, have a metal point.

For your viewing enjoyment and masturbatory pastime.. a new pic of my ugly mug.   

Did that work? It a '?' On my phone. Don't think it did... And what's a Metal Point?

Metal points are a popularity contest and mental masturbation. As opposed to the physical kind we'll be doing if you ever get that pic to work.

Strike two... I can't keep it up forever...

I could probably get you a job in Japan, if you like drinking a lot and fucking hot asian chicks that is.

Hi! Welcome back to hell.

You see?  THAT's why you're so uber-coolio.  You actually DO have "feelers!"


Gotcha!  lol

Yeah kiddos, its been a long fucking road. Even went all white collarish for a while. Big house nice job. Fiancee. Then she took everything except me. Woot. Now I'm back to being homeless and posting on a cheezeball message board from my phone. I get to do drugs again tho. That's fun. Trying to move away again. Any suggestions?

Yes.  BeeRville, Tejas.

Nice, kicked-back ambiance.  Folks CARE about other folks, to the point of stopping on their way back from WalMart, which he was horrified to have spent an HOUR in!  lol, to a super obese dude that was willing to get in and out and in and out and in and out of his car, to charge up our dead battery, to the dude that gave Dear a ride to the local Auto Zone to get a new battery!

The neighbors care about you ~ enough to speak with you, and clue you in to what's going on in the town.

The kids, well ... they'll probably smell the herb, but they just look, wistfully, at the house.  lol

Anyway, that's my suggestion.

If you move back to Austin, you can hang out with me.  I hang out with all hot loose hipster chicks, because I am one.  If you come back to Austin though don't hang out with Luke and Kyle, because I don't.

If you move back to Austin, you can hang out with me.  I hang out with all hot loose hipster chicks, because I am one.  If you come back to Austin though don't hang out with Luke and Kyle, because I don't.

Why the FLIP not???  They're cool, aren't they?  Or did they freak you out by wanting to have sex?

You ARE pretty ... well ... sensual looking and sounding.

Do you blame them?

i, on the other hand, am a fattie, an oldster, AND damaged goods!  Which would explain why they don't live in BeeRville.  Girlfriend?  You are UBER Hawt.  Get used to it. 

I do look pretty cute tonight, *does a hair flip*.

I do look pretty cute tonight, *does a hair flip*.

Oh, 13, you don't just "look" pretty cute ~ you actually ARE.

You're hawt, but so over it;

you're gorgeous, but over THAT, too;

and you're now "folks" ~ a peep,

down to earth, with enough wisdom to get on with your life.

You have now reached the state of Beautiful, Through And Through.

And i'm not really gay, even though i seem gay, sometimes.  It's just that true love, agape love, knows no bounds.

Success! Oh and most likely ill be moving back to Austin instead. Pretty soon too, methinks. I like Austin. My friends all live off S Congress, so that's good and sucks at the same time. Fun and pretty expensive.

Success! Oh and most likely ill be moving back to Austin instead. Pretty soon too, methinks. I like Austin. My friends all live off S Congress, so that's good and sucks at the same time. Fun and pretty expensive.

Try VERY expensive.  But with roommates, hey!  Whatever, right?

Welcome back to the real world ~ sort of.  Get OUT of Austin to see Tejas as it truly IS ~ us Texicans are something ELSE!  rofl