If you shave your head I will give you a shot, you're my type.  Older, jaded, and chubby.... throw drinker and smoker in there and you will be writing to Penthouse forum about the shit we will get down with.

I fit that bill... shit.

If you shave your head I will give you a shot, you're my type.  Older, jaded, and chubby.... throw drinker and smoker in there and you will be writing to Penthouse forum about the shit we will get down with.

Awww...  Too late.  i wrote to Penthouse DECADES ago!

And i'm up for love, just not so much for sex.

When you're beautiful INSIDE, as you are ~ there's really no need for sex.

The love sort of transcends that, and makes for a true and binding friendship.

Yes, I'm a drunk. Pretty nice drunk tho. And I smoke. Tell me you drink whisky THEN we'll see. But really, find me roomates and a job. Pull strings. Call in favors. I got offered a job a the Megaplexxx or however he spells it down on, um, shit I forget. Way S Austin I think, only went there once to talk to the boss. Had to turn it down tho. Slinging porns just too cheesy at 29. It'd be like being the old guy who doesn't skate at the fuckin' skate shop.

Yes, I'm a drunk. Pretty nice drunk tho.  Tell me you drink whisky THEN we'll see. But really, find me roomates and a job. Pull strings. Call in favors. I got offered a job a the Megaplexxx or however he spells it down on, um, shit I forget. Way S Austin I think, only went there once to talk to the boss. Had to turn it down tho. Slinging porns just too cheesy at 29. It'd be like being the old guy who doesn't skate at the fuckin' skate shop.

WHOA, NellieBelle!

Are you saying that you don't fuck???

A single, drunken male that doesn't FUCK???

Get OUT!

lol

I'm pretty sure I didn't say I don't fuck.

I'm pretty sure I didn't say I don't fuck.

Oh!  Alrighty, then!

You're semi-NORMAL!  Cool.

Actually?  Uber coolio.  If i can give points (aka: an hour is up),

YOU get a HeadBanger point!

For being sort of normal!  rofl

(i suppose that you noticed that i'm sort of a "mental case"...  lol  i AM!)

Wow. For real. Wow. I like slow drugs. You, on the other hand fyrenza, seem to enjoy fast drugs despite the little reeferbunny.

Wow. For real. Wow. I like slow drugs. You, on the other hand fyrenz, seem to enjoy fast drugs.

i'm a nurse.

What, exactly, do you consider "fast" drugs?

"Slow" drugs?

Parts is parts, sweetie.  It's slow, sometimes; and it's FAST, other times.

Just because i'm moving slowly right now, don't presume that that's my SOP, okay?

i usually move faster than other folks can react ~ which explains why i STILL, to this day, hitchhike rides.

With no fear.


Oh, you BASTER!!!  How DAST you mock BunBun???  She's so ... fertile, and softie!  Get naked, now.  Grab the nearest bunny/cat.  Rub it on your teeny, tiny weiner.  (DO be careful that it doesn't accidently SLIP INTO any convenient crevices!)

Thank me in the morning for your Joyous evening with your loved one!   

i hear austin is a pretty fun place-- supposed to visit in a few months.

Damn, are you smashing eitje on the weekends too?

Somebody has to monitor the ECG while Tricky works her magic.

i hear austin is a pretty fun place-- supposed to visit in a few months.

For real?

Could i meet you?

please?

lol

Austin is the ubers... where is this BeeRville or whatever?

It's the intersection of Natty Bo Boulevard and the PBR Parkway.

It's just a flashing yellow beer sign and a package store. But it's homey.

It's a town called Beeville, but our last name was mistaken to be:  Coldbeer.

Living on Gulf st. was an easy transition to GulP St

and of course, Beeville is easily made into BeeRville.

You could actually mail something to me at:  Wendy Coldbeer, 1803 GulP St, BeeRville, Tx 78102.

That's the beauty of small towns ~ the mailman will get a good laugh AND deliver the mail.

The bank we use?  My mom once wrote a check while she was uber drunk, and forgot to sign it.

The bank cashed it, no prob ~ they recognized her handwriting!

Y'all talk about these "big city" doings, and although i've been there, and done that,

it isn't a reality in my life, because our banks, grocery stores, post offices ALL know us ~

who we are, where we came from, how we fit into the community.

Read That:  You CAN NOT be a fuktard, for even ONE second, without everyone in 5 counties knowing about it!

We actually have to keep up a rep, irl.

Yeah, thought it was Beeville think I've heard of it or seen it on a map where in Texas is it?

Burn, do you still keep in touch with Fuse? He came back for a while but is MIA again. Maybe he can't lift his arm to type

Maybe he can't get close enough to the keyboard to type.

Swaped the comp for a bag of doritos.

Winner.

If you come back to Austin though don't hang out with Luke and Kyle, because I don't.

Why the FLIP not???  They're cool, aren't they?  Or did they freak you out by wanting to have sex?

I don't want to have sex with Sasha.  Also, I'm not cool - at all.

So, she's really quite justified in her statements.  Don't waste your time, next time.

i hear austin is a pretty fun place-- supposed to visit in a few months.

For real?

Could i meet you?

Oh fuck, I hope I never run into you, somewhere.

i hear austin is a pretty fun place-- supposed to visit in a few months.

If you're down @ the beginning of October, that's the same time as Mosh!

Me and Fuse hung out maybe twice. Its been probably 5 years. Yeah he was a big damn bastard. I lost his number and email..

I don't want to have sex with Sasha.  Also, I'm not cool - at all.

So, she's really quite justified in her statements.  Don't waste your time, next time.

Oh fuck, I hope I never run into you, somewhere.

Hey Fyre? When it comes to Luke, no means yes.

Holy shit! Hey Burn!

Yeah, thought it was Beeville think I've heard of it or seen it on a map where in Texas is it?

Slap-dab in the middle of Bee County, about, what?  110 miles southeast of San Antonio.

There used to be a military base here, complete with runway, which is still functional;

now, however, the Garza East and West units, as well as the CO's, Transportation Dept. (which Dear is) of the Texas Dept. of Criminal Justice are there.

Oh.  And rest assured, American prisons?  Ain't just 3 squares and a cot, no mo.

Dear watches, well, Ice Road Truckers, but also this show about life in prison, the Correctional Officers, all the low-down.  It's real, folks.

And no one gives a flying rat's banana about you, except YOU...

My mom gives a flying rats bananna about me I'm pretty sure. She says I'm good looking and smart. And my dad doesn't even mind. He's not the jealous type.

i hear austin is a pretty fun place-- supposed to visit in a few months.

If you're down @ the beginning of October, that's the same time as Mosh!

Oh shit yeah.

Me and Fuse hung out maybe twice. Its been probably 5 years. Yeah he was a big damn bastard. I lost his number and email..

He was here, as Pheadrus or someone...