Pix?

no. photodocumentation of everything.

>>Oh, wait, that's not true; I got my boat yesterday ...<<

Boat?

Pix?

Get ready for dix pix.

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Get ready for dix pix.

what

...

Dicks or GTFO (since it was Sarah's birthday yesterday).

what

it's the weekend!  hooray!

tonight was great fun.  friends, beer, a random girl that was not nearly as interesting (kill yourself!) as the girls found here, and two shots of tequila which has made me very pleased with my evening.

notes upon my return:
I am never clicking on a thread started by bagman that says "dix pix".  it simply will not happen.
i wish i could make tricky cum with just a story.  how awesome is that?!!
i accidentally ditched Sasha on Thursday, and I feel bad about it.  sorry, snausha!

I'm watching some braod get it rectally on RedTube.

I live an exciting life!

I just talked to punkrock!

I live an exciting life!

Luke, when you sent me that text that you forgot about us hanging out, I was out with a guy.  I then went to Beauty Bar and made out with a couple of girls. Now that I'm gay, girls come up to me, grab me, and push me into a bathroom stall while making out with me.

does that mean I'm forgiven?

You live an exciting life!

Luke, when you sent me that text that you forgot about us hanging out, I was out with a guy.  I then went to Beauty Bar and made out with a couple of girls. Now that I'm gay, girls come up to me, grab me, and push me into a bathroom stall while making out with me.

Hahahaha... life imitates art, so to speak.

On the old Gun, when you were posting about drug troubles in SF, I posted that heroin is so passe. Doormouse then posted some lyrics from a Dandy Warhols song.

I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay

Scary ...

I went out with punky and Emp. We are all thoroughly hammered. We drunk dialed like 30% of you.

I know ...
I got the call at 2am or so ...

I just wasn't available at the time ...
Sorry ...

I left C and Emp at the bar. They were having a heated discussion about politics and I couldn't follow because I'm retarded. I felt like an ass for leaving but I <3 them.

See, THAT is when you should have called me back ...
I could have translated ...

But I'm really drunk right now.

I forsee a date with the porcelain throne tomorrow.

I speak English, Norwegian, some German, and Drunkese, with a minor in retard/dumbass (they are the same, just different dialects) ...
I've always got your back ...

I think that half the conversation had to do with me blaming the allies at the close of WWI for what happened later, then discussing the moral something or other of the allies in winning the war and in post war battles and C keeping time frames more isolated.

Being a history nerd I'm damned sorry I missed that.

We could have discussed the Huns and the Alamanni and Sigrid and Brunhilde and shit.

Damn.

sometimes you guys make me wish i knew more crap. i mean, i'm clever and smart as the dickens. i am just in the tricky boat of lacking motivation to better my situation.

I know you have brats to chase, but READ MORE.

I know you have brats to chase, but READ MORE.

also i'd rather spend my spare time fucking.

maybe i can get him to do me in front of the tv while the history channel is on, though.

Sexy, sexy education...

Vid pls.