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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Holy Mackerel!(Read 2403 times)
Holy Mackerel! on: August 20, 2009, 09:30:44 AM
i've drunk down an entire bottle of rum, and not just a flask bottle!

i can't believe i can still see, much less type.

It truly SUX to not be able to get drunk...

Although, all things considered, i AM seeing double, and when i was talking to a favorite Aunt?  i was crying and a tear got into the Speak Hole ~ only ONE little hole for us to speak throug!  Weird... ~

Anyway, i had to blam the receiver around on the desktop/table top, to dislodge the tear,

and we ended up laughing our asses off about THAT!

My God has a sense of humour ~ and He's FUNNY!  rofl
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