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One of you is a supreme asshat(Read 5490 times)
One of you is a supreme asshat on: August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
Not just the garden variety, I mean SUPREME.

Knowing I was deep, deep, DEEP into a bottle of Skyy last night this person chose to call me at 7:30am on a Saturday. DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF was so important that it couldn't wait until after 10, nimrod? Jesus, I'm in semi-retirement (meaning I've worked somewhere other than a Circle K).

Shit on a stick, what????
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 11:08:48 AM
The nurse will be right with you, Zoomie.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 11:14:38 AM
I swear I left my teeth right here on the nightstand...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 11:29:49 AM
Same thing I got you last year, you liked it so much.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 11:31:59 AM
Well, fine!

It wasn't me anyway.  7:30 for you is 6:30 for me, and that's crazy-talk.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
My point.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
Maryland. Drugmoth lives in Maine.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 05:42:38 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)


Zoomie Finkelstein



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Close.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 06:05:53 PM
Zoomie "Irish Whiskey" STEIN?

Hotter?
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 06:10:23 PM
What... brand... of Irish Whiskey?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Well, my choice is Old Grand-dad's...

but you might disagree...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 07:01:52 PM


<~ Jumps back!

WHOA!!!  Okay, well that explains how you could be an alchie!  lol
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
I'm an asshat, just not supreme...



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
I was asleep on the bathroom floor at 7:30.  I didn't move to my bed until 9ish.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 12:13:38 AM
He knows who he is.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
he who is not coming to Japan
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
Mmmm Midleton...
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 3 days)!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 2 days)!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now tomorrow)!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 02:42:03 PM
Happy bday (in now tomorrow) EVE!

Fix-ed!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #27 on: August 26, 2009, 08:34:27 AM
One of you is a supreme asshat

You say that as if it is a bad thing.  ???



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #28 on: August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #29 on: August 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!

you asshat
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.