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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


One of you is a supreme asshat(Read 5497 times)
One of you is a supreme asshat on: August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
Not just the garden variety, I mean SUPREME.

Knowing I was deep, deep, DEEP into a bottle of Skyy last night this person chose to call me at 7:30am on a Saturday. DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF was so important that it couldn't wait until after 10, nimrod? Jesus, I'm in semi-retirement (meaning I've worked somewhere other than a Circle K).

Shit on a stick, what????
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 11:08:48 AM
The nurse will be right with you, Zoomie.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 11:14:38 AM
I swear I left my teeth right here on the nightstand...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 11:29:49 AM
Same thing I got you last year, you liked it so much.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 11:31:59 AM
Well, fine!

It wasn't me anyway.  7:30 for you is 6:30 for me, and that's crazy-talk.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
My point.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
Maryland. Drugmoth lives in Maine.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 05:42:38 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)


Zoomie Finkelstein



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Close.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 06:05:53 PM
Zoomie "Irish Whiskey" STEIN?

Hotter?
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 06:10:23 PM
What... brand... of Irish Whiskey?
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Well, my choice is Old Grand-dad's...

but you might disagree...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 07:01:52 PM


<~ Jumps back!

WHOA!!!  Okay, well that explains how you could be an alchie!  lol
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
I'm an asshat, just not supreme...



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
I was asleep on the bathroom floor at 7:30.  I didn't move to my bed until 9ish.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 12:13:38 AM
He knows who he is.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
he who is not coming to Japan
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
Mmmm Midleton...
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 3 days)!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 2 days)!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now tomorrow)!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 02:42:03 PM
Happy bday (in now tomorrow) EVE!

Fix-ed!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #27 on: August 26, 2009, 08:34:27 AM
One of you is a supreme asshat

You say that as if it is a bad thing.  ???



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #28 on: August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #29 on: August 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!

you asshat
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.