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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.

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One of you is a supreme asshat(Read 5498 times)
One of you is a supreme asshat on: August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
Not just the garden variety, I mean SUPREME.

Knowing I was deep, deep, DEEP into a bottle of Skyy last night this person chose to call me at 7:30am on a Saturday. DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF was so important that it couldn't wait until after 10, nimrod? Jesus, I'm in semi-retirement (meaning I've worked somewhere other than a Circle K).

Shit on a stick, what????
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 11:08:48 AM
The nurse will be right with you, Zoomie.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 11:14:38 AM
I swear I left my teeth right here on the nightstand...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 11:29:49 AM
Same thing I got you last year, you liked it so much.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 11:31:59 AM
Well, fine!

It wasn't me anyway.  7:30 for you is 6:30 for me, and that's crazy-talk.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
My point.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)
« Last Edit: August 22, 2009, 05:33:58 PM by fyrenza »
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
Maryland. Drugmoth lives in Maine.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 05:42:38 PM
Quote from: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You!  (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)

Zoomie Finkelstein
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Close.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 06:05:53 PM
Zoomie "Irish Whiskey" STEIN?

Hotter?
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 06:10:23 PM
What... brand... of Irish Whiskey?
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 06:29:07 PM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Well, my choice is Old Grand-dad's...

but you might disagree...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM


<~ Jumps back!

WHOA!!!  Okay, well that explains how you could be an alchie!  lol
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
I'm an asshat, just not supreme...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
I was asleep on the bathroom floor at 7:30.  I didn't move to my bed until 9ish.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 12:13:38 AM
He knows who he is.
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
he who is not coming to Japan
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
Mmmm Midleton...
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 3 days)!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now 2 days)!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
Quote from: underclass on August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me.  :(

Happy bday (in now tomorrow)!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 02:42:03 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
Happy bday (in now tomorrow) EVE!

Fix-ed!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #27 on: August 26, 2009, 08:34:27 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
One of you is a supreme asshat

You say that as if it is a bad thing.  ???
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #28 on: August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!
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Re: One of you is a supreme asshat Reply #29 on: August 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!

you asshat
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