= Epic Fail.

No boats but there's a cute Brazilian cougar looking for a Kiwi man.

Craigslist + anywhere other than the USA = Epic Fail.

I'm sayin'

YOU Not a jerk, able to listen when spoken to, not afraid to be weird in public. No drugs, must have decent manners. Smoker a must as well. Have a good, somewhat weird sense of humor, able to take a joke. Serious only.

Though I'm sure the poster intended something entirely different, I found the bolded part - when combined - to be very funny.

not afraid to be weird, no drugs & smokes. mmmkay

Must smoke, no sex, only anal, no kids, but some adopted okay, likes movies, not tv, has car, has job, no money a plus.....

seriously.

 No money a plus?

I call tranny.

Must smoke, no sex, only anal, no kids, but some adopted okay, likes movies, not tv, has car, has job, no money a plus.....

seriously.

is that...  what someone would ask for, if they wanted you?

I don't have any adopted kids. 

would you be okay with adopting?

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/madonna_booed_for_defending_gy.php

Madonna was booed yesterday when she spoke out against the widespread discrimination of Gypsies while performing in Bucharest. The AP reports:



"It has been brought to my attention ... that there is a lot of discrimination against Romanies and Gypsies in general in Eastern Europe," she said. "It made me feel very sad."
Thousands booed and jeered her.
A few cheered when she added: "We don't believe in discrimination ... we believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone." But she got more boos when she mentioned discrimination against homosexuals and others.
"I jeered her because it seemed false what she was telling us. What business does she have telling us these things?" said Ionut Dinu, 23.



Wow. I'm sure that's exactly what the Gypsies needed: Public support from a thousand year old sorceress who steals babies from poor villages.