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Im[Possible] Experiments
Hi, boys and girls! It's me again, Margaret, back with another edition of Im[Possible] Experi?ments. This week, we pay tribute to everyone's favourite furry campus rodent, in a little piece I like to call...
#63 How to Spot a Rabbit in the Dark
Materials:
Maglite or laser pointer
Salt shaker
Rabbit food
3 Tbsp of the core of a neutron star, minced
Use the salt shaker to sprinkle the neutron star core over the rabbit food. Place the laced food in an area you've spotted rabbits (for example, any?where on the UVic campus). Once all the rabbit food has been consumed, wait for a dark night. Take out your light source and shine it around. The gravitational field of the neutron star core in the rabbit's stomach will bend the beam of light, clearly indicating the position of the rabbits. What you do with the rabbit after you find him in the dark is completely up to you.