Smoking some very dank yardie these days, got a sweet fattie going right now. Alright, alright.

if there were a goose around i would step on it's neck.

Goose-step?

IBHCT: I was high earlier and will be again in a minute.

I have honestly contemplated blazing lately...

I have honestly contemplated blazing lately...

Don't do it man, it's a gateway drug that can only lead to madness and (hold on, cough cough cough, takes sip of water) Now like I was saying, it can only lead to madness and insanity. So just say No!


cough cough

Still sober Mike?

Yep

But I seem to be surrounded by a smokey haze, I wonder what's causing that? I better check the toaster maybe those muffins got stuck. Nope that's not it. I think I should settle back and contemplate this situation just a bit further.  Now where's that jar of jelly???

Wait, what was I saying?

my lips got high last night.

i got this lip balm that contains cannabis sativa seed oil. ok, i know that processing extracts almost all of the thc, but doesn't my first sentence sound fun?

* FAH-Q <3 yardie

First post this year? For shame...

THC: when you find yourself wandering around, trying to figure out where you left the rest of that joint, and realize you're having trouble concentrating because you're really high... I think chances are pretty good that you smoked the rest of that joint already.

Do they make weed that tastes like coconuts and rum?

They do make papers in those flavors!

I once had a friend who had a large supply of chocolate flavored papers.
Damn those were nice. But I still have more love for my color-changing glass piece. It turns a pretty burgandy then a nice deep purple.

I don't really care for the chocolate flavored ones so much, they are ok but I like real chocolate and the pale flavor of papers doesn't cut it. 

Much prefer a Hershey's bar close by to flavor my toke.

Oh yeah. I sometimes like to getone of those big ass hershey bars and break off three rectangles and place one in my mouth then take a hit. Yummy.

Ya gotta let em melt just right.

I just discovered it doesn't work with a ChocoTaco.
But, hey, I can take a break in smoking at 4:00am because I can't sleep for a ChocoTaco.

I would get high for a klondyke bar.

I would get high for a klondyke bar.

ChocoTacos are now owned by klondyke. It says so on the box of 4 I got a Wal-Mart for the evil Wal-Mart Price of $3.33.  The ice cream seems softer like a klondyke as opposed to the ChocoTacos of my youth. They also seem a bit smaller too.

I dislike milk, ice cream, yogurt, and the like Very Much. But klondyke...........

evil Wal-Mart Price of $3.33.

Shoulda bought two.

HCT: I'm high. And I'm also back, bitches! But mostly high.

HCT: I'm high. And I'm also back, bitches! But mostly high.

I'll admit, that this thread has been a bit amusing to read, and now it will also be rasta-happy for this reason. IMO. 

HCT: this bowl took took long to be made

Get $30 from lisa in the AM spend $10 on cigs for me and husband
Send text to Mary asking if I can pick up a bag when she is done at work. Around 6pm Mary sends text saying "I'll be home in about an hour. I'll text you"
Ok. Fine. Oldest is at her Dad's, kiddos asleep. Its almost 9pm. I text "can I still come by?". No answer.
Lisa calls me back to daGhetto because she wants to buy some pills from me to sell to this dude she works with who happened to just break up with his girlfriend hey MacGirlver, can you hang out for just a bit and smoke with us? Um.. ok. You are giving me money. Guess I get to check out this guy for her too.

As I pull up, just before 10pm, I get text from Mary "Yes Ma'am come on over. Sorry for the delay." Well fuck. I'm not on the south side anymore. I tell her I'm in daGhetto helping out my friend and just have to meet this dude and leave. I make the trade with Lisa before he shows up and he shows up with a 24 pack. I decline and explain that this new medication I'm on for headaches means I can't drink, and he better enjoy it for me.
Lisa goes "Hey my girl here lives on the south side too. Her husband is a native like you." She starts rattling off names of guys he's run around with:
"Barnett, and Marasco..Brad...Rocco..Chad.."
"Fuck Chad" I say quietly.
Dude then says "I know Chad. We're pretty good friends"
Fuck. So I say "oh. Um..well obviously I'm not. I'd rather not get into it."
And the dude doesn't drop talking about Chad. He actually said "why? What happened?" TWICE.
I finally just blurted out "only an evil fucker like Chad would literally steal from a childhood friend that is blind and say vile things about their spouse. He is a self-hating gay who would rather call another guy a fag than admit he is gay. He hates women. He hates the fact that I called him on his bullshit publically. That's what happened. And then he took Rocco down with him."
I made some sort of apoligy and said "dude. I need to get outta here and smoke a bowl. I would love to meet you again on better terms. You seem like a nice guy. I gotta go get my bag."

Get to Mary's. She is drunk as fuck and was eating chicken in her bedroom. I told her I needed a bowl like RIGHT NOW. Give her $20 and she give me a sack.
I start to load a bowl and get a bit calmed down and then notice she's turning over a bunch of shit in her bedroom.
"Holy fuck MacGirlver. I need you to leave now."
"Um..."
"I've been robbed! Those Motherfuckers took two of my pipes!"
"What?"
"I'm sorry you need to leave. The guys who were here before you robbed me."
"Um..ok..sorry..um.."

Go to Walgreens to get needed shit like toilet paper. Call when done in parking lot.
"Babe this has been fuucking nuts. I'm heading back with a sack tho."
"Good. I fucking need it. I just ran into the fucking bathroom door"
"What? How the hell did that happen?"
"I don't fucking know. I'm gonna have a black eye. I need a bowl."
Oh yeah did I mention Johnny Law is ,like, EVERYWHERE tonight?

Yeah. Husband has a black eye. But it does look like he ran into something and not like I beat him. Lisa may or may not be getting laid. Mary may or may not have been robbed of only 2 glass pipes with, like, a pound of weed untouched.

Had to wait like 3 fuckin hours from the time I got something on me to the time I got to be able to enjoy it.

But guess what? In the end I netted juust over a quarter ounce of nice mids for $20

Do they make weed that tastes like coconuts and rum?

... Look for "Cool Beans" in that flavor

Get $30 from lisa in the AM spend $10 on cigs...
...Had to wait like 3 fuckin hours from the time I got something on me to the time I got to be able to enjoy it.

Shit girl, I've been there. ...
But please stop smoking cigs, you remind me of my sister.

I know. And the crazy thing is- I was able to quit super easy when I was pregnant.

Pregnancy 1: unexpected singleton. Found out at appox. 8weeks. Decided to start cutting down rather than cold turkey and my doctor said that it does cause less stress on the baby that way. By week 13, any cigarette smoke made me want to puke, so I stopped. Smoked a cig sometime during the 5th month during finals and puked.  No desire for cigs until Zee was 6weeks old and I found myself at the gas station buying camels.

Almost 9 years later..

Pregnancy 2: unexpected twins. Found out at appox 6weeks. Found out it was twins at 9weeks. Same deal. Cut down at first, but was able to tolerate Zach smoking cigs. Around 12 weeks I lit a Camel, took a drag and puked. I was done. I was convinced I was gonna quit for good this time damnit! Yay me!
As I posted on another thread, I went home 4 days after my C-section and after 12 hours, was rushed back to the ER and almost died. BlahblahblahPostPartumEclampsiaBlahblahblahMRSABlahblahblah. Anyway, after all that shit, I stupidly was like "Fuck this shit. I want a Camel! I almost died!"

But here's the odd thing.

I used to only smoke Camel Wides Full Flavor
After all that shit, I only want Camel Wides Menthol or Camel Menthol (with those lil balls you crush inside)
I used to hate menthol.

One of these days I'm gunna finally get the ovaries and buy one of those ecigs they sell at the cig shop. I bet it is gonna be the day my camels are $10 a pack instead of $10 for 2.

Don't buy one there; I know the best ones to smoke, the best juice, and the best cartos you can buy ...

It's between six and seven quid for a pack of smokes in England. That's fucking crazy.