No one else getting high?

cough, sputter

Less for y'all,

more for me!

muahauahahauaha

WUT???

Have I totally ruined y'all's High Times?

Did every city, county and country on EARTH "dry up?"

Cripes.  I hate y'all.

'Cuz I KNOW what it is ~ you're smoking GOODIES/headies and are too flippin' stoned to post!

Well,

here I sit,

smoking shit,

AND

posting a bit!

(playing with my clit?
Comin' to terms with IT?
Having a fit?)


I could go on.

But, why?

Whata ya want, yes I'm fucked up and weed shares a claim in that.
Bout average for a weekday.

Tru?  Are we the only alchie stoners here?

Cripes.

We're a dying breed, bro.  <tsk, tsk>

Indeed.

Yet I beat Juan "Juarez" Mendoza in a shoot out last night while soused.





Took a few tries playing on hard.

Tru?  Are we the only alchie stoners here?

Pfft.

rofl @ Si!!!

Oh, I KNOW most of y'all are DRINKERS,

but to qualify as an Alchie, you have to:

drink pretty much constantly,

have some blackouts,

and you occasionally have to be obnoxious and get into huge fights with people.

I'd be willing to bet my alcohol consumption is about on par with, if not higher than almost anyone on this board. Same goes for weed.

I wish I was high.

(con't from Drunken Current Thoughts)

...

and smoke some more of this KILLER 'dro.  CRIPES!  I DEFINITELY Lucked Out on this trip.

Dyl?  Come On Down!  We're only about 2 hours from the border, and everything is legal down there, now.


And that brings me to a new THC ~ I want to take a train ride to somewhere, maybe Cali (mmj state, for sure, to get card).  That would be so cool, I think.  I've done cruises, and loved them, and I think a train ride might be a poor-boy version of a cruise, a chance to just lie back and be rocked past beautiful scenery, relaxed and mellow.

(I daydream a LOT!)

Sober thought: I want to grow, and then sell. But I want to buy those MJ tax stamps so it's all nice and quasi-legal. I think it would be hilarious. This has been something I've wanted to do for a while. I need to settle my affairs with school and all first though, obviously. And most likely it would only be a one time thing and really it's unlikely to happen at all. But still just the idea gets me giddy.

Oh lawd!

(con't from Drunken Current Thoughts)

...

and smoke some more of this KILLER 'dro.  CRIPES!  I DEFINITELY Lucked Out on this trip.

Dyl?  Come On Down!  We're only about 2 hours from the border, and everything is legal down there, now.


And that brings me to a new THC ~ I want to take a train ride to somewhere, maybe Cali (mmj state, for sure, to get card).  That would be so cool, I think.  I've done cruises, and loved them, and I think a train ride might be a poor-boy version of a cruise, a chance to just lie back and be rocked past beautiful scenery, relaxed and mellow.

(I daydream a LOT!)

Rode the trains a LOT in Germany, quite a nice experience.

(con't from Drunken Current Thoughts)

...

and smoke some more of this KILLER 'dro.  CRIPES!  I DEFINITELY Lucked Out on this trip.

Dyl?  Come On Down!  We're only about 2 hours from the border, and everything is legal down there, now.


And that brings me to a new THC ~ I want to take a train ride to somewhere, maybe Cali (mmj state, for sure, to get card).  That would be so cool, I think.  I've done cruises, and loved them, and I think a train ride might be a poor-boy version of a cruise, a chance to just lie back and be rocked past beautiful scenery, relaxed and mellow.

(I daydream a LOT!)

No thanks, Mexicans scurr me.

No thanks, Mexicans scurr me.

Did I happen to mention that EVERYTHING is LEGAL?

Good fucking luck finding any real mexicans!  lol

Sober thought: I want to grow, and then sell. But I want to buy those MJ tax stamps so it's all nice and quasi-legal. I think it would be hilarious. This has been something I've wanted to do for a while. I need to settle my affairs with school and all first though, obviously. And most likely it would only be a one time thing and really it's unlikely to happen at all. But still just the idea gets me giddy.

Oh lawd!

NO SHIT!!!  I read about that, too!!!  rofl  Like anyone's actually going to PAY TAXES to the gov, to finance their Big Bust!

I was, like, WTF BUYS these Stamps?!?

Tell you what ~ YOU buy the Stamps and I'll do the grow.  We'll meet up at a Chili's to discuss the particulars.  lol

Hah, cut me in a dime or two for my pains and this would sound like a good risk.

I happen to know there's a section on the Fed Tex Return that asks for income from illegal sources. I can't help but wonder what happens if you fill that in. I'm assuming the IRS stooge who's reviewing your file has to make an immediate fax to the pigs.

Merry 4/20 all.
I guess in all the excitement I forgot to post in time but oh well.

Yeah, happy belated 4/20. I didn't get that much more stoned than usual, but a few friends and I did do some bong hits which isn't such a usual thing.

Damn I'm high. And pleasantly red wine buzzed.

I's high!

New batch ~ seems to be some more of the NO resin stuff that kicks your ass, and is as smooth as a baby's butt!

I suppose I ought only to post in the newest "CwT" thread, in that pretty much never am I only under the influence of just weed OR booze, but fuck it, I'm way higher than I am drunk so this is going here.

I did a gentle kief nudge tonight on my grinder lid and the resulting kief-laced ground yardie has me high as a mofo right now. 6ish Strongbows and 8 or so beers has me a little tipsy, but it's the weed high that's shining through.

Man you fucking rock!

TONKA!!

I'm pretty high right now, might go for a bike ride in a bit.

Been doing two hours a day miin myself. I fucking love my mountain bike but it's frame  is a little too big for me. Can't quite put my foot down comfortably.

Took a tumble down the bank of a canal a week or so ago. Funny feeling yourself rolling over on your back while still holding the bike. That only lasts for a moment though as you both continue to roll down the fucking bank. Fell down again trying to port it back up to the trail.

Great bike though,(Univega) no damage.

Man I was fucked up and likely will be again tomorrow.

STOP! Splifftime!

I'm just thinking,

DAMN!  I;m high!

{to be continued, at a MUCH later date!}

This yardie is delicious and burns nice and slowly. Leaves the room/car smelling great as well. God I love weed.

What i'm growing and smoking?

Has NO scent,

little, if any resin,

but it KICKS ASS, AND takes names.

I love it, since i'm doing an indoor grow.

It's sativa, big time ~ UP high, but i would presume that That was a given,

all things considered!  rofl

In fact.

who do y'all trust,

IMPLICITLY,

to tell you the truth about what it is?

Not someone with access to med mari, 'cuz of course, this can't compare to THAT,

but just a smoker, that knows his/her shit around this?

I'll send a package of "special," and let whom-some-ever be the judge.

I did do some bong hits which isn't such a usual thing.

This is no longer true. I've been doing nothing but bong hits for the last few days, loving it. Kief hits are awesome too.