* FAH-Q = failing this thread right now

No weed so far here. Not that I've really tried - I'm in the middle of nowhere and the only people I know here are folks I work with/people whose boss I'm kinda supposed to be. So I'm a little wary of looking to any of them for a hookup, and I'm also yet to find myself in a bar type situation where I can ask around. Lame, but oh well. Just a matter of time I guess.

It gets worse with age.

SCORE!

Not brilliant, not dirt cheap, but I'm decently high off one spliff and it wasn't super expensive either. I would grade this first hookup a solid A-

Mmm this shit really isn't bad. Helping me chase off my hangover, too.

I think my kids shit is too fucking powerful for me. A few days ago he came over and I was about 2/3 through a forty and was doing fine. Then we smoked a bowl of his shit and I was sitting in the kitchen talking with him when I started to get tunnel vision, I made a comment about "Wow I'm starting to get serious tunnel vision here" but I sent him off to fetch a bag of cat food from across the street. When he returned I was laying on the floor and didn't even feel like getting up. I mean shit, I drink a LOT but have never gone through a slow motion blackout like that where I could sit and describe it as it was happening. Scared me a little. Then a couple days ago I was over at his house and took only one hit. By the time I got back over here I was starting to feel that tunnel vision thing again. But it only lasted a few seconds that time.

You could be reacting to the fertilizer in combo to the thc level.  it is unusual for a cronic smoker to stumble upon a strain so potent...

or it could be laced...

or it could be a sign your body is giving out.

You could be reacting to the fertilizer in combo to the thc level.  it is unusual for a cronic smoker to stumble upon a strain so potent...

or it could be laced...

or it could be a sign your body is giving out.

I'm not a chronic smoker. I was straight and sober for 7 years. until 2009 The fertilizer thing might be relevant but I know his shit is not laced with anything. He grows it in my yard!

The body giving out thing ... yeah maybe.

I'm pretty fucking high right now. Weed and chianti.

Leah and I smoked half of my final "private stash" joint last week and were both about as high as we've ever been. Man, we were laughing our asses off nearly uncontrollably, and even people's voices on TV felt like a brain massage. She went to sleep while I gently rubbed her skin as I watched TV, and we still can't figure why a bird would live in a shitty neighborhood.

What a fucking shame that shit's gone forever.

that shit's gone forever.

Your private stash or getting high?

My private stash is gone forever.

Fair enough.

I'm soon gonna roll a spliff of the shit I left here when I left six-ish weeks ago. It was in a zip-lock the whole time so hopefully it should be ok still.

Should be fine but might be a little dry.

I got fitshaced instead. Woke up 20 mins before I had to be at work this morning, my first fucking day here too. Oops!

I just tattooed a bunch of detectives who are on Philly's drug task force.

LAME.

I guess it'd be too much to hope that you gave 'em the Lisbeth Salander special.

Also, I got here at about 4pm on Thursday and I still haven't smoked. What's wrong with me?

Leah and I smoked half of my final "private stash" joint last week and were both about as high as we've ever been. Man, we were laughing our asses off nearly uncontrollably, and even people's voices on TV felt like a brain massage. She went to sleep while I gently rubbed her skin as I watched TV, and we still can't figure why a bird would live in a shitty neighborhood.

What a fucking shame that shit's gone forever.

Oh man!  ... I remember that shit!

I found an old bottle of nutmeg I'd had since high school and when I'd tried it then I'd been unable to get down more than a small spoonful the gagging was so bad. Well I wanted to get rid of the stuff but I'm too cheap to waste anything I spent money on so I started eating nice heaping spoonfuls every day before bed. Very pleasant buzz. I've actually gotten so I quite appreciate the effect. Pretty lame I guess, but what the hell. My awesome dreams and full-body sleep make up for the social stigma I may be incurring. It's kind of fun for a whirl if you're in a weed barrens for a while. Different than weed but still interestingly crisp.

Nice!

I'm not high right now. So why am I posting in this thread? Because I'm about to be, bitches!

It's a fucking amazing afternoon here in Belize, and I'm heading to Altun Ha to smoke a big fat joint on top of one of the temples.

This one, I think:

Yep. Thoughts:

-The afternoon was beautiful. A cool front seems to have come in today, and the temperature was down to the low 70's/20's. Windows down and sunroof open.

-The drive there was slightly odd because I had a passenger who happened to be a cop who just got off duty. There's a police checkpoint at the start of the Northern Highway (mostly looking for stuff coming in from Mexico) and as I stopped there a cop I'd given a ride to once before asked me if I could drop him up the road. Turned out he lived almost all the way to Altun Ha, so it was a pretty lucky break for him that I was going there. He very courteously shared with me the four Belikin stouts I had bought for the trip.

-I got there just as the sun was going down, I was the only person there and it was gorgeous. I went straight to the Temple of the Sun God and climbed up to the top. There was an awesome breeze blowing at the top, and I sat there watching the sun set over the jungle, smoking my joint.

-Walking in the jungle at dusk is a fuckin' trip. Walking in the jungle at night might be a little scary.

-Bug spray might've been an idea.

-Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits is fucking sweet when you're really high.

So's this:

wake pig

Holy shit did the nutmeg thing too. Cool high but sick for two days after. Can't face anything with nutmeg in it now.

Guys, you disappoint me.

a) nobody commented on my awesome HCT
b) nobody's been getting high! WTF?!

Si, smoking at that temple would be bad ass!

Hahahaha behold the joint rolling skills of mighty Thor! That's awesome.

I'd totally forgotten about that Thor .gif, that's brilliant!

It's a fucking amazing afternoon here in Belize, and I'm heading to Altun Ha to smoke a big fat joint on top of one of the temples.

That was a fucking awesome day!

---

THC: I've been smoking some blueberry shit recently, it's fucking expensive but good. It's caused people to make fun of my accent though, because I pronounce it "blue-bree". I smoked some tonight, with some friends who came over to hang out. I cooked french onion soup and one of my guests brought cheesy garlic bread and ice cream sandwiches and we ate and watched Asterix and the Vikings, which was hilarious. Fun night!

Time for another joint. No more blueberry but I just got a half oz of some nice zona.

here's my onion soup, in case anyone is interested. I went from bits of several recipes I found online, and it turned out pretty damn good.

4 lg white onions
3 md yellow onions
6 cloves garlic
2 clusters celery
dried thyme
salt
black pepper
100ml balsamic vinegar
200ml marsala
olive oil
butter
3 heaping tablespoons of flour
2 beef stock cubes
water

onions, olive oil, butter, salt, in pot, sweat onions 2-3 hrs

add celery, then garlic as ready, lots of pepper

stock cubes in water in separate pot, add thyme and pepper and boil down

sweat onions down to thick mixture, add vinegar/marsala and simmer

dust mixture with flour, stir well

add stock to mixture

add water, boil down to taste

More on that subject here.