I love your kids already.

So... Do they get Zoomie-spoiled X2? I mean, they are funny AND cute......

I would have just told 'em ...
... then again, I'm an asshole with no kids
... Hmmmm, maybe that's why ...

I think you should habe a kid. Did you ever want kids?

I've never thought about it before ....

Liebling ich habe die Kinder geschrumpft

Ich geschrumpft meine erektion blick auf fette madchen fur Zoomie ...

I'm pretty angry right now. I'm watching Ted, and not smoking.

Why bother watching it at all then?

RIGHT?

Well, I never smoke when I'm going to be with my kids, and I went to see them right after the movie. Totally gonna smoke and Re-Watch it though.

People ask me why I won't see my kids when I've been smoking.....

And you know what? I think it would be a bad idea.

They have already had to watch me throw myself in the gutter with speed and coke, then try for years to pull myself out of the gutter. The way the media and a lot of society smear the word DRUG all over marijuana, they would not understand the difference between a bowl of bud and an 8ball.

I've read that weed can seriously fuck people up when smoked chronically before the age of 18. But, you know, I'm not some medical professional, and I didn't write my dissertation on it. So, maybe it's not true. But then again, maybe it really is true, and I'd really like my kids to have a fighting chance at an education and a life.

I mean, they have half the genetics of an alcoholic, abusive, abused, adult-child-of-an-alcoholic, bi-polar, borderline, temper-tantrum-throwing asshole who not only abandoned them, but then went out and made Seven other babies........

Then, they have half of my genetics- which are made of glitter, blood, and cravings for sushi.

These kids need all the guidance they can get.

I got some really good weed the other day man! It's called blue dream, and you know what? This is the coolest thing- it Tastes BLUE, and sparkly!

it makes the air thick, so you can wave your hand through it and see the wake!!

it makes the air thick, so you can wave your hand through it and see the wake!!

think of those Clear Pepsi commercials.........

Sounds the way I remember layers of tobacco smoke hung in the air as a child.

Yeah ...
... or when we vape

I turned my mom onto weed around 1974, the first thing she said after hitting it is "where's the smoke?" like that.

Because the visible amount exhaled that hangs in the air for half an hour is far less with weed than tobacco.
It not only is less visible but settles much faster.

So, weed isn't helping my carpal tunnel pain. And I don't want surgery. Guess it's back to the 'ole heroin needle.... Gotta forget the paaaaiiinnn........


<kidding>

You best be kidding...

You best be kidding...

Damn Straight. I'll never go back. I just force myself to keep a sense of humor. If anyone tries to tell me that its sick to joke of such a thing, then I'll tell them abortion jokes to get them to go away. You Know me.

... a homesick abortion!

.... wait, you didn't actually ask the riddle; did you?

What's red and blue and crawling up my leg?

Gee, what?

Zoomie in an American Flag jumpsuit.

That was JUST on That 70's Show just now ...
(Gerald Ford episode)

Yeah ...
... or when we vape

I still never vaped. I am afraid of tobacco now. It's one of those unexplainable fears.

That was JUST on That 70's Show just now ...
(Gerald Ford episode)

So, was it Bob in the flag suit? I could just Netflix it, but then our conversation would die.

Tobacco is to be feared. I'm currently on a short course of wellbutrin to get off the fucking sticks.

... again, it's why I vape
I keep telling you ...

Yes, and you keep vaping. In a few days, I won't be consuming tobacco at all. Why the fuck would I want to keep this addiction?

Anyone had Lemon Kush? If so, what's it like?

It felt like I was smoking air. Hits were that smooth.
It was like breathing in citrusy/minty air and then realizing suddenly "I'm high".

God I wish I had some now.

It felt like I was smoking air. Hits were that smooth.
It was like breathing in citrusy/minty air and then realizing suddenly "I'm high".

God I wish I had some now.

Fucking Sweet! I am getting some tonight! Damn. We should all get together and hang out.

How the fuck did I manage to start a new thread when I was high? Wow.

I can merge it into Current High Thoughts if you'd like ...

Yes, and you keep vaping. In a few days, I won't be consuming tobacco at all. Why the fuck would I want to keep this addiction?

Thing is, I don't want to remove nicotine from my life ...

That's all it really was. Sure.