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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Posting under the influence...(Read 3108 times)
Posting under the influence... on: August 27, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
...of alcohol...

Who else likes to do it?

Almost any forum or thread is interesting if you are goddamn fucking drunk enough.  8)



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 04:01:44 PM
I can fix that.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 05:06:17 PM
I can fix that.

If you're thinking about getting ME tanked up, and sic'ing me on 'em,

please send Carolan's Irish Cream!
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 05:10:21 PM by fyrenza »
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Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 06:16:18 PM



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 07:38:19 PM
HJ, making fun shit boring since 1982
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
I post way more drunk than sober..
 not that there  is any sort of content though.



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
sometime i do

sometimes i don't

i don't get drunk often enough anymore - and that makes me sad...a very sad panda  :(



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 03:55:25 AM
* FAH-Q is under the influence of:

-2 hours of cardio and pretty heavy lifting
-since then:
--about six joints
--at least twenty two beers
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 03:58:42 AM
I am under the influence of cannabis and dextroamphetamine. w00t.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 04:06:46 AM
20+ beers is a shitload
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Posting under the influence... Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 04:28:55 AM
+3 beers
+2 joints

since last post

bed soon, maybe
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.