Did you hear about the latest celebrity doing some deviant thing to another?  OMG!

No, tell us.

You didn't hear about it?  Joel McHale totally made fun of it on The Soup.

And to think, I made all of these threads to bait you into exercising mod powers and was overshadowed by krsna.

Oh, I noticed them.  If it hadn't have been for the wanton lack of subtlety, I might have just bit.

And to think, I made all of these threads to bait you into exercising mod powers and was overshadowed by krsna.

You mean there's no sexy gossip?!

Pssh never.  It's always disappointing.  Ever since bagman stopped posting about his sex life we haven't had anything sexy to gossip about.

Except tricky's pubes.  That's pretty sexy.

When I get laid again, I'll tell you about it. Oh, the Tales of Married Sex.

I will tell you about the next time I have casual sex, oh the woes of being single.

I enjoyed casual sex in my single days. My group of friends slept with each other a lot. It was just fun... But that was a lifetime and a world away.

Pssh never.  It's always disappointing.  Ever since bagman stopped posting about his sex life we haven't had anything sexy to gossip about.

Aw...

I have gossip but not the most interesting stuff...

Pssh never.  It's always disappointing.  Ever since bagman stopped posting about his sex life we haven't had anything sexy to gossip about.

I feel l should post about one of my recent sexual escapades just so you guys will be entertained for all of the 1 minute it would take to read. But then again, I'd feel a little weird sharing that stuff.

Would this be the one where a crowd of sailors paid you $20 each for multiple penetrations?

That never happened, so no.

Pssh never.  It's always disappointing.  Ever since bagman stopped posting about his sex life we haven't had anything sexy to gossip about.

I feel l should post about one of my recent sexual escapades just so you guys will be entertained for all of the 1 minute it would take to read. But then again, I'd feel a little weird sharing that stuff.

Your sex life must not be all that, if we'll be done reading about it in 1 minute. No foreplay? You are fucking a loser!

I will tell you about the next time I have casual sex, oh the woes of being single.

Do you prefer casual ?

I have gossip but not the most interesting stuff...

I feel l should post about one of my recent sexual escapades just so you guys will be entertained for all of the 1 minute it would take to read. But then again, I'd feel a little weird sharing that stuff.

Out with it then.

Your sex life must not be all that, if we'll be done reading about it in 1 minute. No foreplay? You are fucking a loser!

uhhh... you are so clueless. i assumed you guys were fast readers and that it takes about 1 minute to read an average post.

with the guy i am seeing, it's usually about 3 hours. last time it was about 1.5 - 2 hours because we didn't have much time and had to get to sleep to wake up early in the morning.