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Spring Equinox Invitation(Read 35019 times)
Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #30 on: March 08, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
Wrap yourself up in some leather and plaid. It doesn't have to be stylish, just comfy. Like Merron, in Braveheart. Lots of tents. Some sleeping bags.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #31 on: March 08, 2009, 11:41:20 PM
plaid i can do, but i have no leather
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #32 on: March 08, 2009, 11:43:03 PM
I can provide.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #33 on: March 09, 2009, 12:04:14 AM
I'll make sure to bring the 4 person instead of the 2 person then!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #34 on: March 09, 2009, 12:31:08 AM
I can provide.

You lending out your assless chaps again?



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #35 on: March 09, 2009, 12:53:43 AM
Thanks a lot, you spoiled the surprise.

Now I WANT to shoot you...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #36 on: March 09, 2009, 12:59:03 AM
It's not so much loaning as he puts them on you when you're too drunk to resist, anyway.



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #37 on: March 09, 2009, 01:45:58 AM
Thanks a lot, you spoiled the surprise.

Now I WANT to shoot you...

Well, it'd be no fun if your heart wasnt really in it.
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #38 on: March 09, 2009, 02:14:56 AM
plaid i can do, but i have no leather

Nothing that's not pre-cut into strips and attached to a stick ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #39 on: March 09, 2009, 08:39:28 AM
once my wife is fully subsidizing my existence I'm there!


ie, not this year sorry. But post pics ya'll
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #40 on: March 09, 2009, 09:06:06 AM
or one of us can pick you up, lucas. it's bwi, a 15 minute drive. bwi, if anyone has plaid or striped or solid pj pants, bring them. also, perhaps a thermal to wear under the tunic which we will provide. libertine, about what size are you? wear plain shoes, ie, brown or black. this is starting to sound great!

Motherfucker, I only have polka dots and prints! I wish I could have gone  >:(



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #41 on: March 09, 2009, 09:07:09 AM
It's not for three weeks. Who are you anyway?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #42 on: March 09, 2009, 09:16:04 AM
I'm the dude who likes the fatties. Who are you?



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #43 on: March 09, 2009, 09:17:33 AM
Yer stealin my gig, man...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #44 on: March 09, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
Hey Zooms, someday in a couple of years I'll make it down to one of these things!
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #45 on: March 09, 2009, 09:25:46 AM
I hope we go, I am looking forward to this. It will be fun.

But may I ask what's up with the required dressing?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #46 on: March 09, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Celts don't wear PJs with Hello Kitty on them.

Duh.
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #47 on: March 09, 2009, 09:29:18 AM
Hey, what time is the orgy?

Maybe I can make it down for that part.
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #48 on: March 09, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Hey Tricky, you'd be pretty hot if you were chubby! I've got some discrescionary income and could send you a few bags of groceries if you'd be into that sort of thing  :o



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #49 on: March 09, 2009, 09:33:57 AM
I'll take free groceries, but I'm not into being chubby. So sorry, random dude...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #50 on: March 09, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
How about if we just get you "thick". Yeah, that would be hot. More cushin for pushin!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #51 on: March 09, 2009, 09:41:14 AM



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #52 on: March 09, 2009, 09:46:03 AM
He said he likes fatties, not beasts. Those are Zoomie's fetish.
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Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #53 on: March 09, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
I hope we go, I am looking forward to this. It will be fun.

But may I ask what's up with the required dressing?

OK serious answer. We are a band of 6th century Celts on the run from from the Roman Empire. It's an SCA-type thing. Whenever possible, we live, camp, dress and eat as they did. And we celebrate the days of the earth, the equinoxes and the solstices and so forth. You're hot as a zombie, you'd make a perfect Celtic sword woman...

So we play on the beach and in the water all day Sat. Probably get a game of happy hour tag going. You take a large pitcher of mixed beverage, put it in a sealable container, throw it out in the middle of the Potomac. The object is to sail up, grab it from the water, take a drink, lose it and toss it back without ramming another boat. And other reindeer games.

Break for dinner at dusk. Potluck. Bring a block of cheese and a loaf of bread or the like, who (besides me) really cooks anymore?

Ceremony is fairly simple, we circle around a fire, pass a staff and you introduce yourself. Then, since Spring equinox is usually presided by Aila, the Persian short person, we just over 9 small fires to cleanse the demons of the long winter or some such ancient tradition. Then the druid gives thanks and we pass a cup and you give your thoughts on the return of Spring. Then we're going to kill Aila and drag her small body away and when we resurrect her she will be one of us. Meantime there be lots of consumption going on.

Later, we take the SS Manfrog to the Island where we make dirty shadowpuppets on a huge cross that faces Virginia.

Sunday we get over the hangover and sail, sun, hang out. Steeleye makes pancakes. I think his boys and I are going to launch Estes rockets. I overpowered one yesterday and it was never seen again. Probably in LGSO. Take down, pack up, clean up later.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #54 on: March 09, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Quote
Dixon Magina

I vote for Joe.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #55 on: March 09, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #56 on: March 09, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
Celts don't wear PJs with Hello Kitty on them.

Duh.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #57 on: March 09, 2009, 09:53:53 AM
If there had been rockets, Celts would have had them
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #58 on: March 09, 2009, 09:54:39 AM
Quote
Dixon Magina

I vote for Joe.

Nah, I dont think so... Joe was there when The Geeks ex told me the Rape Barn story.



Re: Spring Equinox Invitation Reply #59 on: March 09, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
Detail details...
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